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How to sell a watch

submitted by Empire_of_the_Mind to funny 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 22:32:27 ago (+18/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 23:59:20 ago (+0/-0)*

Is she sweating? Is she excited? Did she piss her pants? This is some degenerate advertising. Hot babes in bikinis are one thing... but soiled crotches are a step top far, IMO

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 08:15:29 ago (+0/-0)

"It's much cooler"

faded 90s denim

pancake ass

"How do you do, fellow cool kids"?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 08:25:31 ago (+5/-0)

pancake ass

Thats a white ass. Youve been watching too much jew ads, you are missing nigger ass.

My reaction:
at least is not an obscene ethnic bubble ass

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 08:30:54 ago (+1/-0)

That is a "I don't do physical activity" ass. You gain shape when you participate in physical activities.

I'll take a softball or volleyball player over mom jeans.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 1 point 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 23:17:52 ago (+1/-0)

True, if bud light had pushed dirty hookers/ meth heads, I don't know that people would have had such a visceral reaction as they would about a mentally deranged faggot.

Seriously, they push niggers and all sorts of other degenerate bullshit, and no one bats a fucking eye.

It should be interesting, because now, they are going to try to go back to the old tried and true methods, but their advancement of total & complete degeneracy has woken peoples minds, and I believe that their going back to the normal jewification of degeneracy I believe will have the opposite effect. Perhaps that was a wake up call.

I guess we'll see.

[ - ] oyveyo -1 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 23:56:29 ago (+0/-1)

What the hell does bud light have to do with this watch?

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 00:16:48 ago (+2/-1)

hes just trying to tell you how much tv he watches

[ - ] cyclops1771 2 points 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 08:56:07 ago (+2/-0)

Watch?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 6 points 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 00:24:40 ago (+6/-0)

I came here expecting to see u/TheBigGuyFromQueens on a greasy street corner in the Bronx holding open his fur lined, bedazzled, silk overcoat with a gaggle of fake stolen Rolexes for sale.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind [op] 4 points 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 03:11:05 ago (+4/-0)

Have some respect - his stolen Rolexes are real, and he bought the fake ones wholesale.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 08:21:51 ago (+2/-0)

Ahahaha, I was wondering if it was TBGFQ too.