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Reminds me of a funny story when I lived in the city, hanging out at the Irish pub, having a few cocktails. They have this big ole nigger as the bouncer that used to be a boxer. The Bar owner used to be into boxing, so he hires this guy. Anyways, it's early, and fatty mic nigger is just getting ready to sit his fat ass by the door and look tough.

So, a big fat sheboon comes in, with 3 little side kick niggers. Mind you, it is winter, and you were not allowed to smoke in the bar at this point in time.

So, anyways, sheboonita gets a phone call, and decides to go in the entry way and smoke a cigarette, hanging halfway out the door. I hit the can, and decide to go out for a smoke for myself.

The Sheboon is in the way, so I ask her politely to move.

No response, and continues jabbering on the phone. I say quite a bit louder, move, so I can get out through the door. Sheboona gives me a look, like she is going to kill me, yet does not move, and then continues back with her conversation.

At this point, my temper gives way, and I clearly explain to the dumb fucking nigger that if she doesn't move, I will move her myself. I think the words were something along the lines of "Get the fuck out of my way you dumb nigger, or your going through the door...", although, don't quote me verbatim on that.

So, now she finally decides to move her wide-eyed feral fat ass looking at me as if she is going to kill me, at any rate, she gets out of the way and then proceeds to go inside and inform her little gangster friends / niglets(18-24).

At this point, I am just trying to enjoy a little fresh air with my cancer stick, and ruminating about the fact that this dumb nigger had the gall, when I did ask nicely to move her ass out of the fucking way.

Well, as you can guess, next thing you know, Sheboona and her 3 little cohorts come walking out the door, prepared to throw some "Social Justice" on a white boy.

Young short wiley nigger with the big mouth starts getting in my face, and I see the other one start working his way around my blind side.

Cold cock mouthy right in the forehead with all my might, he goes down, and is out of the fight.

At this point, the circling nigger starts to try and attack, but by this point I have already turned from the last hit, and cold cock him with a round houser to the temple. Another one down, although he is somewhat struggling on the pavement.

Believe it or not, my girlfriend/wife and the bartender see this in the bar, and are screaming to fat nigger bouncer to go out and do something / help out.

So, as the big fat useless bouncer comes out, I am turning on the 3rd, hit him a few times, but he is keeping his distance at this point, and the nigger has the speed on me, so I see second nigger getting back up, and I plcae a kick to the second one in the head, as he was struggling to get up again.

Now, the niggers (sheboon and the third one star start getting concerned), as the second nigger is bleeding pretty profusely from the kick in the head (hit his nose), which can generate a lot of fucking blood.

Third nigger, finally says, yo "niggerese, blah, blah, we good, we good", so I stop my attack.

Anyways, the big fat bouncer nigger had already gone back into the bar, and says to the bartender, ahh, he's handling it himself.

So, at this point the bartender is a little freaked out, calls the owner, begins locking the bar down, and then the owner proceeds to call the cops.

Needless to say, I go back into the bar, say, hey I could really use a drink, and start to laugh it up a bit, knowing said niggers are coming back.

So, anyways, after about 10-20 minutes, cops have still not arrived, yet the niggers are back. Bartender has the doors locked, and the window gates down.

Bartender is freaking out, but they got about 2 minutes of chimp out, banging on the metal bars before about 4 cruisers of cops finally arrive and pull up and take the niggers down.

Funny thing is, now they were armed, and had a bunch of stolen shit in the car they rolled up in, and all had a ton of misdeameanors and felonies, so there was no bail.

I never really paid attention after that, but I believe the least of the niggers got about 4 yrs. Fat sheboona got close to 10, as she was a supposedly a ring leader, and they had been acting as a gang doing local robberies which the cops recovered a bunch of shit.

Needless to say, mic nigger was fired later that night once the owner got there, and at that point, I could literally do whatever I wanted in that bar.

I really do not miss the city, nor the fucking niggers.

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No civilization deserves them. Stars, maybe.

Expensive.

Whatever works 🙄

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