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I was on a conference call for work today and they hired yet another jive-talking niggress as a project manager

submitted by anon to AnonTalk 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 20:13:17 ago (+30/-1)     (AnonTalk)


I felt like I was in a rap music video with no pause or stop button.

It was degrading


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[ - ] anon 3607375 13 points 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 21:38:37 ago (+13/-0)

Feel the diversity flow over you, like a wave of shit.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 23:04:22 ago (+3/-0)

Fuck that, I got a honkey cracka surf board to rise above that shit, my nigger

[ - ] deleted 10 points 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 20:17:06 ago (+10/-0)

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[ - ] anon 1740978 2 points 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 21:06:25 ago (+2/-0)

Whard hoooowytee gone lern hahwah blahckz wymxn ain't need no mxn!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 05:51:08 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 14:17:10 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] anon 1744050 7 points 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 21:16:24 ago (+7/-0)

Just remember to document everything she does or says, because when shit comes tumbling down, they're going to be looking for heads to chop.

[ - ] anon 1462665 8 points 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 21:52:58 ago (+8/-0)

hiring a negress to be PM is a good sign that the project is going to fail in some way and they need a scapegoat lined up

[ - ] anon 4076320 4 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 04:11:31 ago (+4/-0)

The fact that they hired her proves they're not going to be willing to blame her. The whole point of hiring a strong black woman is to score anti-racist points. They're not going to turn that around by firing her.

[ - ] anon 1462665 2 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 13:24:03 ago (+2/-0)

I've worked for many kind corporate shitlib businesses in my life. They absolutely think this way. They are more racist than you.

[ - ] Her0n 6 points 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 22:24:15 ago (+6/-0)*

That's so gross. Are you able to do your work freelance at all?

I used to work for a plastic injection mold company, the largest in the world. I was a low level service tech. I broke free and went from 36/hr to 175/hr just by passing cards to the customers with my personal number on them.

Maybe that can help you break the cage?

Some brevity to lift your spirit, because a little absurdity helps:

Play a sick beat for her next time. If she has any tact, she'll pretend she's into it so she can keep her job critiquing White men's work.

Just be careful you don't activate her bwc desires, she wants that good credit score!

[ - ] anon 2164708 [op] 2 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 11:47:43 ago (+2/-0)

Play a sick beat for her next time.

that sounds like a really bad way to make them feel comfortable whilst painting an image of myself as if I'm part of it. that sounds like the worst possible action i could take

[ - ] anon 3639547 1 point 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 11:53:51 ago (+1/-0)

That's fair, I was trying for a satirical approach but that would probably be lost in the current work meta.

[ - ] anon 7493187 0 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 00:02:24 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] anon 3874382 5 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 00:52:14 ago (+5/-0)

Anybody that deliberatley hires a nigger for anything critical is either:
1) a nigger themselves, or:
2) wants the project/company to fail.

The higher the cancer grows on the organizational chart, the sooner the company will fail completely. Make your plans accordingly.


Hitler was right. \o
(And no, I don't live in Florida, so fuck you Ron.)

[ - ] anon 3508592 5 points 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 20:48:21 ago (+5/-0)

It was degrading

It's designed to be

[ - ] anon 1438758 3 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 01:42:59 ago (+3/-0)

Quit and make a rival company and steal all the useful people from the current business. Then buy them out after they fail from relying on useless niggers.

[ - ] anon 2164708 [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 14:33:35 ago (+0/-0)

this idea was headed off at least a decade ago. the government subsidizes companies with diversity hires and there is no way to get into the market because you can't also collect taxes from the entire nation to boost yourself up

[ - ] anon 1032039 3 points 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 23:55:32 ago (+4/-1)

Start doing beatbox sounds with your mouth

[ - ] Inward 3 points 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 21:29:07 ago (+3/-0)

Move to a White community and company. Don't help them.

[ - ] anon 3513366 2 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 05:31:40 ago (+2/-0)

Did they pass up other qualified White coworkers who deserve that job as a promotion, or is it like an entry level position?

[ - ] anon 2164708 [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 13:06:18 ago (+0/-0)

I can't tell if they're getting government funding to give them an artificial pay boost or if they're cheaping out to reduce the pay for that job, but, in any event, we can be sure that the niggress is foregoing opportunity with lack of thinking

[ - ] anon 1140551 2 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 01:41:47 ago (+2/-0)

I got my PMP a few months ago and cannot get a single call back for any project management jobs, it's pretty infuriating.

[ - ] anon 2979387 1 point 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 02:25:25 ago (+1/-0)

Have you tried being diverse?

[ - ] anon 4073383 2 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 06:12:38 ago (+2/-0)

Yep, just put on a wig and annoy everyone with your pronouns for a month.

FFS that may actually work.

[ - ] anon 2164708 [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 14:21:34 ago (+0/-0)

There have been several high profile experiments done like this, and it does work with a 500%-1200% higher likelihood to get an interview.

[ - ] anon 2156365 2 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 00:51:37 ago (+2/-0)

Quit, the company will inevitably fail anyway. Start your own business, a business license costs almost nothing and there are plenty of ways to start a business with almost no money or without needing a (((loan))). Time to step up to the plate white man, that or die slowly working for the zog.

[ - ] anon 2146081 2 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 00:27:56 ago (+2/-0)

I have a nigger next to me that mouths the words as she reads.

Diversity.

[ - ] anon 2979387 0 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 02:59:52 ago (+0/-0)

Stop being nigger-tier.

[ - ] anon 1719130 2 points 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 23:11:49 ago (+2/-0)

They're so goddamn lazy and incompetent. Yet, they will talk shit on everyone else and act like they work harder than anyone.
Uppity coons.

[ - ] anon 4073383 1 point 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 06:13:59 ago (+1/-0)

Well it works our for them doesn't it? they get paid and not fired.

[ - ] anon 1641420 2 points 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 22:16:36 ago (+2/-0)

Stay as far away from her as possible until she digs her own grave.

[ - ] anon 1190621 2 points 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 22:10:56 ago (+2/-0)

sounds like its time for some sabotage before you move on?

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 20:55:48 ago (+2/-0)

I felt like I was in a rap music video with no pause or stop button

Also no mute button and no volume down button.

[ - ] anon 1286819 2 points 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 20:41:09 ago (+2/-0)*

Now you get to try and communicate with her regularly....fuck. jesus wept. Sorry bro. Just remember to keep repeating
as this shit goes on and she's flapping those lips: simply squint yer eyes and say "WHAT....WHAT?....WHAT?....WHAT DID SHE SAY?......WHAT?" Allowing for appropriate pauses of course.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 21:56:17 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] anon 1740978 0 points 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 21:09:58 ago (+0/-0)

Yall needah be lerninupawn ebizzonicz eeeen sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit!

Yo nigga imma translate fo deyt azz gnome seyin?!

Ayez jess need sum swishaz eeen thug payshun eenaim scr8 gnome seyin?!

Homey round da wey gatdeyt goordin enny blowin mad smoke frfr 💯!!

[ - ] anon 1239225 1 point 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 10:17:57 ago (+1/-0)

Lol I took over a project from a stronk black woman. Over a year into the project and there wasn't even a schedule. It took myself and several other "same demographic" people another year to get it fixed. Job security I guess.

Good luck.

[ - ] anon 2083151 1 point 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 09:50:07 ago (+1/-0)

Much diverse. Such equity. Very inclusion.


So agile.

[ - ] anon 2164708 [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 14:36:42 ago (+0/-0)

we love the coloreds

[ - ] anon 3623404 1 point 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 06:36:35 ago (+1/-0)

1. Always keep your resume updated.

2. Always keep 6 months (or as many as you can manage) income set back to pay bills.

With this you can quit on a heartbeat's notice so when shit like this happens, you can quit and move on with your life.

[ - ] anon 1781097 1 point 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 00:20:44 ago (+1/-0)

Kiss ass until why you shooting up the place? Dey need a serious talking to. Single whahen for the win

[ - ] anon 2888536 1 point 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 00:07:22 ago (+1/-0)

leaked footage from call

https://files.catbox.moe/j06i65.mp4

[ - ] anon 3126374 1 point 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 23:04:27 ago (+1/-0)

lmao i'm going to use that from now on when summarizing niggress' monologues

[ - ] anon 3126374 1 point 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 23:09:42 ago (+1/-0)

i did record part of the call just to play for anyone who needs further articulation

[ - ] anon 1815619 0 points 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 00:51:02 ago (+0/-0)

bring a machete to work day is tomorrow

[ - ] anon 1286819 0 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 10:42:10 ago (+0/-0)*

Whoh, I came back to read the comments. Comments are the shit! I will note that the ones which say to start your own business are spot on the money, bro. I did exactly that. It takes a while to position yourself, but the show while you do it was worth the wait (in retrospect of course). I say that after the fact, at the time it was excruciatingly painful, every plodding slow day of that carp was so fucked up. No joke, it was so damned painful. I'd always rode for the brand, all in - or all out. But this was so much more nuanced than that.

It's a long story and I'll tell it later, but it ended with the black guy hire stealing some machinery and a short time later he was locked up for murder for his next action. Literally (he beat the murder rap claiming "muh self defense"), the machinery parts were worth about $7000. I ended up with all of their profitable customers and they went out of business. Stunning shit, and I'll confess that I liked the black guy. At one point, I said that to my brother and he said, "...Sure, he's a murderer and a thief, but other than that, not a bad person". LOL

Keep your fixed expenses as low as you can to start, having a partner with the strengths that are your weakness's is a good idea as well.

Good luck!

[ - ] anon 1740978 0 points 2 yearsMay 3, 2023 21:05:28 ago (+0/-0)

Oh wahrd shaneeka dun geyt deyt jawb?!

Ahhhhheylllzmufuckin yeeeaaaaaaa!

Weez awl smokin eeeen drankin tuhnyyyyte!!

Shows up for work the next day at 12pm in the morning.

[ - ] anon 2979387 -1 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 03:02:00 ago (+0/-1)

What's it like to have zero self-worth?

[ - ] anon 1286819 0 points 2 yearsMay 4, 2023 19:58:49 ago (+0/-0)

tell us