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one time God appeared to me

submitted by Sleazy to TellTalk 12 monthsMay 3, 2023 08:49:28 ago (+9/-0)     (TellTalk)

one time God appeared to me, and I was in a large crowd and I asked God if everyone else there could see him just like I was, and he told me of course, you're not nuts. but the thing was, I was at a fireworks show, and everyone there was watching the fireworks, and God was behind them in the opposite direction

and God told me to tell the people that I was talking to God and that he was right there behind them, and God told me that they would not even bother to look when I told them. And I said if I told my friends they would look, and God laughed at me

SO I told my friend I came to the fireworks with and none of them would even take a glance behind themselves and look.

and god laughed and laughed at me

so I gave up on my friends, and started telling random strangers in the crowd that God was right there behind them and he was asking me to tell them to turn around and look and God would talk to them if they would only turn around and look

and they all told me 'you're missing the show"

and god laughed and laughed and laughed


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Gosh you really are a special kind of retard... Congratulations on your achievement...