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one time God appeared to me

submitted by Sleazy to TellTalk 1 yearMay 3, 2023 08:49:28 ago (+9/-0)     (TellTalk)

one time God appeared to me, and I was in a large crowd and I asked God if everyone else there could see him just like I was, and he told me of course, you're not nuts. but the thing was, I was at a fireworks show, and everyone there was watching the fireworks, and God was behind them in the opposite direction

and God told me to tell the people that I was talking to God and that he was right there behind them, and God told me that they would not even bother to look when I told them. And I said if I told my friends they would look, and God laughed at me

SO I told my friend I came to the fireworks with and none of them would even take a glance behind themselves and look.

and god laughed and laughed at me

so I gave up on my friends, and started telling random strangers in the crowd that God was right there behind them and he was asking me to tell them to turn around and look and God would talk to them if they would only turn around and look

and they all told me 'you're missing the show"

and god laughed and laughed and laughed


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[ - ] Nasturtium 1 point 1 yearMay 5, 2023 00:29:14 ago (+1/-0)

<3

[ - ] SecretHitler 4 points 1 yearMay 3, 2023 13:20:33 ago (+4/-0)

Which God was it?

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1 yearMay 3, 2023 10:52:30 ago (+5/-1)

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[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 1 yearMay 5, 2023 00:26:40 ago (+0/-0)

His children should be seeking Him but they are too busy being bedazzled by nonsense... I'm glad he is laughing at our folly and not being mad about it... But hey, you be you, baby... 😂

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearMay 5, 2023 04:45:00 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 1 yearMay 5, 2023 15:46:53 ago (+0/-0)

Why the fleffing eggflecker do you even comment on stories of God if you don't even believe in Him?

We don't even speak the same language, there will always be confusion when you try to understand spiritual matters with your self-taught logic and nurtured instincts.

Have you ever tried to disprove God for yourself? Try it earnestly and then come back and tell me how dumb I am.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearMay 6, 2023 02:01:49 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 1 yearMay 6, 2023 10:34:18 ago (+0/-0)

Okay sweetie, it's going to be okay!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearMay 6, 2023 11:27:08 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 1 yearMay 6, 2023 11:40:27 ago (+0/-0)

Funny! Very telling of you... :)

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 1 yearMay 3, 2023 13:47:40 ago (+2/-0)

Good drugs at a festival huh?

[ - ] beece 2 points 1 yearMay 3, 2023 12:40:16 ago (+2/-0)*

A friend had his guardian angel appear to him twice. Once when he was a little kid, and once when he was an adult. The actual physical manifestation he said. Said that the angel told him what was what in the world and how it would end.

My buddy missed the end of the world date when it was told to him that it would occur, and much later, died of covid.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 1 yearMay 3, 2023 13:43:52 ago (+1/-0)

God loves deception.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearMay 4, 2023 13:26:54 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 5, 2023 19:20:50 ago (+0/-0)

what?

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 1 yearMay 3, 2023 11:02:23 ago (+4/-4)

If I'd been there I'd have looked, and if I saw the biblical god standing there, I'd piss in his face and tell him the jews made it rain.

But if it was Wotan I'd ask him for advice on how to beat the jews.

[ - ] Nasturtium -1 points 1 yearMay 5, 2023 00:28:38 ago (+0/-1)

Gosh you really are a special kind of retard... Congratulations on your achievement...

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 1 yearMay 5, 2023 00:41:07 ago (+0/-0)

Gosh you jew worshipers really have nothing of value to add to the conversation. Congratulations on worshiping jews.

[ - ] Nasturtium -1 points 1 yearMay 5, 2023 15:48:49 ago (+0/-1)

Congratulations on commenting religiously on Christcuck threads to boost your ego. Let's get this man a badge please. Such a hero!