The White Is Right Turtle - Upgoat

The White Is Right Turtle
submitted by Wolfspider to funny 2.1 yearsApr 29, 2023 14:45:28 ago (+66/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/3hfse3.mp4

[ - ] Anus_Expander 15 points 2.1 yearsApr 29, 2023 14:53:13 ago (+15/-0)

That turtle has better self-preservation instincts than most White ppl

[ - ] Rob3122 4 points 2.1 yearsApr 29, 2023 18:40:51 ago (+4/-0)

They have survived on this planet longer than humans. Same with the ultimate survivalists aka crocodiles

[ - ] Her0n 7 points 2.1 yearsApr 29, 2023 15:04:42 ago (+7/-0)

Tortoises know that the biggest threats it faces are dark in color.

Tortoises love bright colors.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 9 points 2.1 yearsApr 29, 2023 15:04:44 ago (+9/-0)

Even animals know.

[ - ] 2Drunk 15 points 2.1 yearsApr 29, 2023 15:43:47 ago (+15/-0)

Everything hates niggers, even niggers. Why else do you think nigger males abandon their nigger spawn so often?

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 29, 2023 17:53:50 ago (+3/-0)

Let's ask TV dad.

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 2.1 yearsApr 29, 2023 17:37:25 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah, I could hang out with that turtle.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.1 yearsApr 29, 2023 17:53:23 ago (+3/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy an anti semetic toitul commuting hate crimes!!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 29, 2023 18:24:45 ago (+0/-0)

Crazy.

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 29, 2023 18:39:40 ago (+0/-0)

Loooololololol!

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 29, 2023 20:39:45 ago (+2/-0)

needs a fashwave drop

[ - ] Inward 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 29, 2023 20:40:32 ago (+1/-0)

I wonder if a nigger has ever had a pet turtle.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 30, 2023 03:27:54 ago (+0/-0)

Nah, they love shitbulls.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 30, 2023 07:09:47 ago (+0/-0)

A rayciss tortise!
I know a lot of animals be rayciss, lions , elephants , dogs , hippos, etc. , never thought a tortoise