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The Wizard of Oz movie midgets were sex-crazed drunks

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 14:33:50 ago (+9/-0)     (whatever)

Hitler knew what to do with midgets..


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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 23:40:35 ago (+2/-0)

If your line of sight was at crotch heighth and you were trying to drink away the little man blues, you too might be all drunk and sexed up, what with all those dicks and pussies in your face all day.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 20:03:50 ago (+2/-0)

Their life expectancy is the lowest in terms of human life. They are disfigured.

No shit they are sex crazed drunks lol they have such little time to get it out of their system. No pun intended.

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 17:50:44 ago (+1/-0)

Reminder:

rentamidget.com exists AND really will let you rent midgets!

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 22:40:09 ago (+2/-0)

brb

[ - ] Bufordxl 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 17:34:19 ago (+1/-0)

And what makes them different than the rest of hollywood? The entire state is insane.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 15:40:55 ago (+2/-0)

Oh man. This is a great place for someone to drop the episode of House giving the midget a hard time.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] -2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 16:01:41 ago (+1/-3)*

She was fairly attractive https://tse1.explicit.bing.net/th?id=OIP.-dEWplWGLsyX_7pUrB5g3AHaEK&pid=Api

imagine blowin a load all over her forehead..

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 7 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 15:12:34 ago (+7/-0)

Well those particular midgets were most likely jews and as we all know jews are sexual predator degenerates.

Midgets walk around like they have a pipe shoved up their asses, fuckin filthy little bastards! They have to roll up into a ball just to jerk off! They had some midget tv show on and sure enough I think a couple of them were nigger lovers.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 22:31:01 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 15:36:48 ago (+2/-0)

There's a lot of them that their arms are too short to reach their ass. How are they going to wipe after shitting?

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 17:12:19 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not trex armed midget but bidets are a thing

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 17:22:34 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 07:30:32 ago (+0/-0)

You know you still have to reach your own ass to use a bidet yes?

It's literally a tap and sink for your ass, you still have to finger your bumhole, it doesn't clean itself.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 08:35:15 ago (+0/-0)

Tell me you've never used a bidet without telling me you haven't ever used a bidet.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 5 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 15:01:01 ago (+5/-0)

I've always wanted a midget pet/slave. They're so adorable.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 3 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 15:03:32 ago (+3/-0)

As long as you don't do acid while around them...fuck, who could handle that?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 15:08:49 ago (+1/-1)

I am 6'2". My personal midget could suck muh dik while we ride the bus, standing up. I like the idea a lot.

[ - ] FacelessOne 4 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 15:11:30 ago (+5/-1)

Kikery detected

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 15:13:07 ago (+5/-0)

Indeed.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 15:28:42 ago (+2/-0)*

3'9 depending on things

https://files.catbox.moe/kr2a0t.png

Hm looked it up thats technically in dwarf territory

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 15:32:09 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds to me like that's what he's after, "some guy".

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 15:39:09 ago (+0/-0)

Ah,stupid typo. The A and U are really too close together. They should fix that.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 16:03:21 ago (+0/-0)

female preferred, but a man with a wig is nowadays a woman, so

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 16:06:07 ago (+0/-0)

based, but by 'midget' I meant female midget, not 'some guy'...also, midgets don't wear suits

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 16:15:09 ago (+1/-0)

Ehem

female preferred, but a man with a wig is nowadays a woman, soooooo like Im down an' shit if you wanna



[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 16:18:11 ago (+1/-0)

When you're on a bus, any hole's the goal

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 16:18:59 ago (+0/-0)

Ha!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 23:41:59 ago (+0/-0)

What if he didn’t want to?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 15:24:46 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 14:50:45 ago (+2/-1)

smaller swimming pools?

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 14:42:31 ago (+2/-0)

Remind me again what Hitler did with midgets?
Thanks in advance.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 14:50:09 ago (+2/-1)

He allegedly gassed those lil niggers, but I'm pretty sure they were worked to death in the mines.

[ - ] Lordbananafist -1 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 14:51:22 ago (+0/-1)

doubt

[ - ] Name 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 19:02:33 ago (+0/-0)

If you rely on modern statistics he had about 2000 of those little fellows. And if you rely on modern statistics instead of fitting three normal bodies in an oven he could fit six of those people. So how fast can you cook 6 million cookies when one in 40,000 is undersized? Cookie Monster wants to know.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 08:18:55 ago (+1/-0)

If I can rely on modern statistics then I can rely on modern Germans to tell me what the Germans in the 1930s were like.

Which means literal rescue camps invented by a vegetarian with hipster facial hair.

The answer is zero cookies being cooked.

[ - ] Name 0 points 2 yearsApr 29, 2023 05:23:26 ago (+0/-0)

But I thought Hitler exterminated everyone that wasn’t physically perfect. Remember when he personally gassed that Goebbels fellow because he had a club foot?

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 14:35:48 ago (+3/-2)

Throw them against a wall and see if they stick?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 15:17:28 ago (+3/-0)

You got me entertaining that thought right now. I mean, you could probably get one to stick if the wall was sturdy enough and you threw it hard enough. I'm just wondering where the lines between stick, slide, bounce, and penetrate are. I know that sounds dirty, but I promise I'm just talking about throwing midgets at walls.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 15:19:51 ago (+2/-0)

If they hit the drywall between the wall studs, they could very well stick. Then you could throw shit at them, like dishes and spoiled food.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 15:35:03 ago (+3/-0)

Try out the old joke and see if it works. Find yourself a nigger midget, put some Velcro on the ceiling, throw it up there and see if it sticks!