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Sheboon gets diversity hired. Humans can't handle the smell and tell it it stank.

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to MeanwhileOnReddit 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 12:12:41 ago (+18/-0)     (www.reddit.com)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/130i1zd/my_boss_told_me_my_body_odor_has_been_an_issue/

Got damn betch! Wash ya ass!


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 10 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 13:10:18 ago (+10/-0)

I had to have that talk with an employee. Nice kid, but he smelled like ass. I told him that I had that problem and I fixed it by switching to a stronger deodorant. I didn't really have that problem, but it's awkward as fuck telling people they stink so I tried to tell him in a way that I would be comfortable hearing it if I was the dirty bird. Long story short, he didn't stink after that.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 16:56:21 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 17:25:09 ago (+0/-0)

MtG players

I've played M:tG for a long time and there's almost no one I hate more than M:tG players.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 19:30:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 7 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 13:19:35 ago (+7/-0)

[ - ] con77 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 13:33:58 ago (+2/-0)

The purple weave is perfect

[ - ] con77 6 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 12:37:07 ago (+6/-0)

the smell of marijuana clings to people and clothes. about half the niggers that I come within 15 feet of reek of weed

[ - ] Gowithit 8 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 12:38:34 ago (+8/-0)

You mean watermelon blunt spray doesn't work?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 6 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 12:39:15 ago (+6/-0)

I've smelled that smell on them but their main smell reeks of cocoa butter stale piss and butt crack.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 4 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 13:14:43 ago (+4/-0)

You know the old saying: Break your arm and you won't notice your stubbed toe.
Bring in a pajeet and suddenly watch her coworkers lose their concern over her "bouquet"...

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 4 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 13:38:10 ago (+4/-0)

It's possible that she is the pajeet.

[ - ] rhy 3 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 13:40:49 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] WillisJaxson 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 22:29:54 ago (+2/-0)

"I shower regularly and I wear antiperspirant deodorant every day."

Translation: I shower every 4 or 5 days whether I need to or not. I wash my hair even less often because I need to keep that natural oil on it. I use deodorant every day because it's like taking a shower without water.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 16:32:44 ago (+2/-0)

At the hotel, they had to talk to one of the Front Desk girls about her booty stench. Yes, she is Black and big.

[ - ] Unreasonable 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 12:45:46 ago (+2/-0)

Probably an old water heater. They make your clothes smell of sulfur.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 14:31:32 ago (+3/-0)

Likely story Satan. Nice try though

[ - ] Unreasonable 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 15:47:51 ago (+1/-0)

Because niggers can’t maintain infrastructure or replace the cathode on a water heater.

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 13:19:19 ago (+2/-0)

Simple. You stink of nigger.