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Today's does anyone know what this ... thing is?

submitted by dulcima to WTF 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 06:47:56 ago (+34/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/hrfkhk.mp4



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[ - ] GloryBeckons 16 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 06:52:58 ago (+16/-0)

[ - ] dulcima [op] 6 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 06:55:14 ago (+6/-0)

It doesn't look anything like a bunny!

[ - ] GloryBeckons 4 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 09:30:56 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 15:05:15 ago (+1/-0)

Still a giant NOPE in my book.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 5 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 08:55:44 ago (+5/-0)

Disgusting. Thanks.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 12:07:49 ago (+2/-0)

You could probably get a new Rolex if you smuggled a few into Chinatown. Chinks probably think they cure erectile disfunction or some shit.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 09:31:28 ago (+3/-1)

Aplysia vaccaria is a simultaneous hermaphrodite;[4] it has both male and female sex organs that are able to contribute to sexual reproduction at the same time, which is distinct from nonsimultaneous (or sequential) hermaphrodites, which only have one sex organ present or functional at any one time.

=NATURAL BORN TRANNY!

[ - ] Stonkmar 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 10:55:58 ago (+2/-0)

You left out one of the best parts: when there's two of them, the larger one says 'bend over bitch', and the smaller one becomes the sperm donor.

[ - ] GloryBeckons 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 09:35:53 ago (+1/-0)

Nah, trannies have zero functional sex organs.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 09:43:21 ago (+0/-0)

Most trannies dont get bottom surgery tho

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 10:20:20 ago (+0/-0)

its about as appealing... very fitting

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 09:08:55 ago (+0/-0)

Wow, a 31 pound slug. I would like to see that unit.

[ - ] NoRefunds 9 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 07:40:16 ago (+9/-0)

A politician in their larva form

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 07:51:42 ago (+1/-0)*

I thought they were lizards, from eggs.

[ - ] Sector7 7 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 07:53:33 ago (+7/-0)

Voice sounds like that NY weirdo talking about the cat at the back steps with the bizarre face.

http://www.seaslugforum.net/showall/aplyvacc

User images of the critter.

[ - ] Weredawg 4 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 07:05:35 ago (+4/-0)

That's a lakefriend. Offer it your hand and see what happens if you encounter one.

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 07:17:48 ago (+3/-0)

Politician in its natural environment.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 08:54:34 ago (+2/-0)

That reminds me of that old horror movie where 2 young couples are down in the country somewhere and they go out into a lake on a raft and some giant oil slick creature surrounds the raft and eats them one by one. Anyone remember that? I think it was in Creepshow 2. Not 100% sure.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 10:26:46 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah they go to a cabin and they're tanning out on that raft.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 11:11:06 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 11:22:16 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 11:28:23 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 14:47:43 ago (+1/-0)

The thing about this video that triggers me is when he says, “What is happening?” Faggoty lil bitch… That’s not even a question… A turd monster is eating your grass and you’re having a soy moment with your mom.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 18:34:39 ago (+0/-0)

Pelosi anyday ending in Y?

[ - ] Sheitstrom 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 10:49:43 ago (+0/-0)*

Your mom.