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Put a face to the name! @System the Goat, and other assorted penmates.

submitted by GloryBeckons to AI_art 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 08:59:56 ago (+28/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/00bnsq.png

Inspired by this thread, I figured it would be fun to see what AI can dream up from our usernames.

All images generated using no prompt other than the username. Except for system. He's (((system))), (goat:0.65). Otherwise he'd just be a computer.

@system
https://files.catbox.moe/00bnsq.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/95mbuo0.png

@PostWallHelena
https://files.catbox.moe/kzgwsq.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/95ezsue1.png

@Conspirologist
https://files.catbox.moe/c8jmqv.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/066kzdmk.png

@dulcima
https://files.catbox.moe/s84p4d.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/cbsc10do.png

@mikenigger
https://files.catbox.moe/11rxjf.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/o5ifwzqn.png

I swear, mike, I made no mention of Russia, China, Communism, or stars. Your prompt is literally "mikenigger" and it's the first random image it generated. No re-rolling. Just be thankful you didn't turn out a nigger. Cause the model definitely knows what a nigger is.

Open to requests if others want their portrait. No promises though.

If you want to learn how to abuse your future AI overlords as your personal draw slaves, while you can, this guide is a great entrypoint:

https://rentry.org/voldy

EDIT:

Gonna take a break on requests for a bit. There's quite a backlog but I'll try to get to everyone who wanted one eventually. To be continued!


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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 02:58:32 ago (+1/-0)

Go on then, add me to the list. I'm curious.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 07:13:37 ago (+1/-0)

Sometimes the usernames don't work out so well. It kept giving me trucks. I made the last using the 'micro world' model.

https://files.catbox.moe/8zwc7h.png
https://files.catbox.moe/zkocpj.png
https://files.catbox.moe/sbtky0.png
https://files.catbox.moe/zmhtrv.png
https://files.catbox.moe/w5gbgc.png

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 19:30:45 ago (+1/-0)

I look like a cracker

this is racist

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 14:34:18 ago (+1/-0)

Am I too late to this party?

[ - ] Monica 2 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 16:10:45 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 18:25:27 ago (+2/-0)

Do mine please:
Keywords: White, Bouncer, Skin Fade, Glasses, Rap, Ridgewood, Assault, Defender, Loner, Mensa, Underachiever, Rolex, Cologne, Straight Edge

[ - ] Monica 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 04:21:40 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 08:32:49 ago (+2/-0)*

Holy Shit! #3 Looks like my younger cousin, but he has tattoos.

My cousin looks like the Fred Durstesque metal/rap version of that guy.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 08:35:30 ago (+1/-0)*

The last one looks like a beefier version of me in my 20’s with a different beard and maybe mixed with an Arab. I also don’t have any tattoos. I would say that the last one mixed with the one from the other thread is like an 80% match.

https://files.catbox.moe/3r3g4r.jpeg

EDIT: I notice they’re all wearing gold chains. I have never worn a gold chain in my life and I’m not partial to rings, either. You have to add “Rolex.”

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 08:33:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 08:36:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 19:53:18 ago (+1/-0)

He likes turtles.

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 08:28:56 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like Cara Delevigne

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 13:49:52 ago (+1/-0)

Haha, screw it. Do me! This is going to be a glorious dumpster fire.

[ - ] Monica 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 06:43:49 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 11:26:46 ago (+1/-0)

Incredible, lol. The second one is kinda cool, but it's funny how the AI also keeps giving me women with weird bonnets. GB's renders of this name contained a cute girl wearing one, among a McCain lookalike, young Turmp with glasses, and a complete soyjack lookin' kid. His generated some neat flags, though!

[ - ] Monica 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 14:29:55 ago (+1/-0)

I can use negative prompts to get a more accurate picture but I just let the a.i. do whatever it wanted. In the negative prompt I can put in 'girl, woman' etc.. so it won't make the picture a girl or woman.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 13:13:28 ago (+3/-0)

I'm scared to know what our AI overlords think of me so I'm gonna request Secret Hitler instead.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 11:31:40 ago (+2/-0)

They're in the new thread. You got diversity hire secretaries for forest service/eco hippie type outfits. SecretHitler got... board games.

[ - ] doginventer 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 13:05:32 ago (+1/-0)

Love to see a “doginventer”

Would also be interested to see a “PuttItOut” for old times sake.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 14:48:46 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] doginventer 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 18:02:41 ago (+1/-0)

I have no idea what to make of that first one; maybe a cross between a roulette wheel and an eight leafed shamrock?! Maybe that’s what an AI shrug looks like?

The second one makes some sense although I do feel like we should summon @PuttItOut to explain the pussy :p

[ - ] Monica 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 19:21:40 ago (+1/-0)

It's like a fancy putting hole or a intricately sliced avocado.

[ - ] doginventer 1 point 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 06:52:50 ago (+1/-0)

‘Fancy putting hole’ and ‘intricately sliced avocado’, I don’t think I want to know what any of this really means : \

[ - ] Monica 1 point 2 yearsMay 1, 2023 00:52:05 ago (+1/-0)

kek

[ - ] Monica 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 16:03:54 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] doginventer 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 08:19:32 ago (+1/-0)

Ahh, the dogs look so cute and the monster chickens in the background look so terrifying :p

Cheers Monica

[ - ] Monica 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 14:31:54 ago (+1/-0)

I like to think the monster chickens are the dog inventers.

[ - ] doginventer 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 17:58:07 ago (+1/-0)

Excellent, they laid the plans :)

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 12:44:18 ago (+3/-0)

Now do Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] GloryBeckons [op] 4 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 14:20:23 ago (+4/-0)

@Zyklonbeekeeper

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/y6zq9ujw.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/pl50o73h.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1xi05ru.png

https://files.catbox.moe/2ip451.png
https://files.catbox.moe/w5j3g5.png
https://files.catbox.moe/f5xs10.png

And a larger gen of the last:

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/cait4gad.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ii4z8v.png

It looks like it started turning the sunflowers into bees on the larger res, but didn't quite finish. Also decided to modify the mask. I kinda like the smaller version better.

[ - ] doginventer 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 08:27:58 ago (+1/-0)

Wow, this is the best result so far for me. Looks like the beginnings of a treatment for a very disturbing movie.
I agree, the smaller version of the close up has something special.

[ - ] GloryBeckons [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 08:55:41 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, something about that beehive gasmask... it's just the right mix of creepy and intriguing. Makes you want to know more.

[ - ] doginventer 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 09:09:05 ago (+1/-0)

Makes you want to know more.

Yes, even though you already know you really don’t :S

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 2 yearsApr 29, 2023 02:33:49 ago (+1/-0)

The best I can do is 1 useless Internet point, but have an upvote on me. Absolutely awesome work brother

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 12:10:18 ago (+2/-0)

I'd definitely be interested to see what AI thinks a peckerwood looks like.

[ - ] GloryBeckons [op] 3 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 13:36:30 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 14:09:35 ago (+3/-0)

I actually really dig the bird in a chair. Thanks man, that gave me a chuckle.

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 11:37:41 ago (+4/-0)

Open to requests if others want their portrait. No promises though.

Bring it on

[ - ] GloryBeckons [op] 6 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 12:26:40 ago (+6/-0)*

I have to confess, I actually made this one of you earlier, to troll you:
https://files.catbox.moe/4n9nve.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/zqxc203e.png

Because I thought I remembered you being one of the flat earthers... But then I started second guessing my memory on that, and was too lazy to verify. Plus I cheated to get the Earth in it (I actually asked for a flat earth in the prompt, but even the AI knows better than that). So it didn't make it into the OP.

In any case, here's a couple pure "UncleDoug" prompts that didn't quite make the high res cut:
https://files.catbox.moe/6ixbip.png
https://files.catbox.moe/62l67y.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/27a3c7ah.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/67s78wwp.png

But this one... this one's a winner for sure:
https://files.catbox.moe/i52u7t.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/axzu7cni.png

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 12:46:21 ago (+4/-0)

I have to confess, I actually made this one of you earlier, to troll you:

Haha

Because I thought I remembered you being one of the flat earthers... But then I started second guessing my memory on that

I am one of the legends attacking the flattards.

[ - ] GloryBeckons [op] 2 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 12:50:55 ago (+2/-0)

I knew your name came up in those threads, I just couldn't remember on which side. I guess the image fits either way!

As an apology of sorts, here's a more wholesome version of the last image:

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/witah8yv.png
https://files.catbox.moe/pxmkyr.png

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 12:47:06 ago (+1/-0)

Oooo do me do me,
I'm too retarded to make these things work

[ - ] Monica 2 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 15:59:48 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 18:41:01 ago (+1/-0)

That link is being annoying

[ - ] Monica 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 03:47:44 ago (+0/-0)

Catbox might've been down or something? Try again.

[ - ] Eliack 2 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 11:31:26 ago (+2/-0)

Hey send mine pls. I know it will be something irrelevant but wanna still see.

[ - ] GloryBeckons [op] 4 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 12:46:41 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 13:00:46 ago (+5/-0)

Looks like Paul Atreides from Dune.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 11:27:27 ago (+1/-0)

@System proof of globe earth???

[ - ] Monica 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 06:48:29 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 09:41:35 ago (+2/-0)

I think the underscore in the name made AI make it a cybernetic being.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 18:25:43 ago (+1/-0)

AI wasn't there for the days of AOL instant messenger

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 18:33:02 ago (+1/-0)

THAT NIGGUH WAS ALREADY BALLIN ON THE 76ERS BACK THEN FUCK U TALKIN BOUT NIGGUH

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_Iverson

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 0 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 10:12:33 ago (+0/-0)

Aww shit, how could I forget??
https://youtu.be/m1ERvlxgCD8

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 10:24:40 ago (+2/-0)

Tesla's newest model: me!

[ - ] Monica 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 14:31:15 ago (+1/-0)

Where do you plug that thing in at? Nevermind... I don't wanna know!

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 1 point 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 18:28:10 ago (+1/-0)

That's the second butt joke directed at me today. Lol

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 09:42:01 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 11:27:24 ago (+3/-0)

Do me! Do me!

[ - ] GloryBeckons [op] 2 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 11:50:07 ago (+2/-0)

So, the first attempt felt kind of random:
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/jnhr673b.png

... but later I realized: It honks, it has the McD colors, and it does look like something a NiggerSpic might ride.

The second attempt felt special though:
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/u7r1t6fm.png

So I tried doing a higher res of it... which fixed some of the oddities, but maybe lost some of the charm:
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/fhh6cd9.png

PS: Are you from Texas by any chance? The AI seems to think so.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 12:06:52 ago (+1/-0)

I can't get those links to work but no I ain't nowhere near Texas. lol It must've detected that I am a redneck, however.

[ - ] GloryBeckons [op] 5 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 12:32:51 ago (+5/-0)

Here's catbox mirrors of them, in same order:

https://files.catbox.moe/46scvm.png
https://files.catbox.moe/3slzen.png
https://files.catbox.moe/fnz2ax.png

Lain actually works more reliably for me than catbox. It's a shame it seems the other way around for some people here. We really need a consistent image host.

BTW, if catbox works for you, you can use the "Upload via URL" feature it has on the lain links (or any others) to make catbox mirrors for yourself. That doesn't rely on your connection... the catbox server fetches the files and gives you the link.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 12:56:41 ago (+1/-0)

kek That shit is fairly accurate. lol Thanks for reupload. I'll try the way you said and see if it works next time. I've had trouble with a lot of the image hosts and I agree we need a solid one.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 12:20:27 ago (+2/-0)

Right click open in new tab.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 12:25:29 ago (+1/-0)

It still won't. It may be my VPN? Its okay.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 14:46:40 ago (+2/-0)

Nah, if they're pomf2 links they never open no matter what, according to science.

[ - ] system 10 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 11:25:05 ago (+10/-0)*

That is hilarious.

Some other ones worth trying

BigFatDangus
Bluemen4alles
ProudAmerican
Trumpman1488
Dialindicator
Con77

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 13:03:25 ago (+8/-0)

I really don't want to see an AI generated BigFatDangus. Miss me with that gay shit.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 16:21:14 ago (+2/-1)

Ok peckerwood lol

"Dangus" just means dope/yokel. If you think it means dick it would seem you're already on that gay shit.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 16:47:18 ago (+4/-0)

Well it's obvious you've never been locked up. Weird flex, I know, but you wouldn't call a peckerwood a faggot if you knew better.

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 16:51:40 ago (+2/-0)

No he definitely wouldn't. In prison if you're white you're a wood. He'd be begging to put in work for team white so that niggers wouldn't rape him.

[ - ] Monica 5 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 15:49:30 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] system 5 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 17:17:59 ago (+5/-0)

Hey I'm a nigger faggot!

Lmao @ dial

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 19:47:33 ago (+3/-0)

Holy shit, it captured my true essence!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 08:08:11 ago (+2/-0)

But was it lordly?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 12:03:51 ago (+4/-0)

I thought it was normal to poke the SBBH hive? I did and somehow became a mod. kek Then I benned myself.

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 14:52:45 ago (+2/-0)

dial's would need to include "watermelon mask" and "mouthwash", probably.

[ - ] dulcima 6 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 09:10:59 ago (+6/-0)

Not quite sure why I'm a Muslim.

[ - ] GloryBeckons [op] 7 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 09:29:58 ago (+7/-0)*

I was surprised too... Perhaps because it rhymes with Fatima? Nothing other than your username in the prompt.

Here's a few quick low res rerolls:

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/q2ba74bq.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/3m75dx6b.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/vn0d4v.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/we94iz0.png

They all have a middle eastern or indian-y vibe. And for some reason it really wants you to have a white dress or veil.

Edit:

I even tried a different model, with similar results...
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/xp6hmhdo.png
I'm afraid you'll just have to accept your fate. The AI has spoken.

[ - ] dulcima 8 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 10:15:21 ago (+8/-0)

Mashallah.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 10:28:48 ago (+3/-0)

Lol!

[ - ] bobdole9 8 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 09:10:29 ago (+8/-0)

Helena's is great! I'm afraid mine will end up as a Viagra ad.

[ - ] Monica 6 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 09:34:51 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 09:36:42 ago (+7/-0)

I just want to compost.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 10:31:38 ago (+3/-0)

Weird.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 14:16:23 ago (+2/-0)

@GloryBeckons, will your prompts give me a composting old man? Curious as to what other robots think of me.

Edit: I'm hoping to make one my new profile image.

[ - ] GloryBeckons [op] 2 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 15:04:49 ago (+2/-0)

I tried earlier, but it was giving me random objects:
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/2n61cpz2.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/rs65ydhh.png

Probably because it just couldn't figure anything for "bobdole9". Removing the 9 helps a bit though. Not quite a Bob Dole, but at least heading in the right direction:
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/4z1u225b.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/vwo7uz5.png

Adding a few keywords to the mix for fun:
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/p4mfhm8q.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/09rzp29m.png

Let me know if you want one of them blown up, or specific keywords added.

If the links don't work for you, try putting them in the "Upload from URL" thing on catbox... should give you a catbox link.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 15:33:38 ago (+1/-0)

The Tupperware with ears is pretty funny to me...I don't know why.
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/2n61cpz2.png

"Bob Dole 1996 Election" might offer some fun.

Thank you.

[ - ] GloryBeckons [op] 3 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 08:08:41 ago (+3/-0)

Here's a grid with 4 of those: https://pomf2.lain.la/f/f9hnz18g.png

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 08:22:57 ago (+2/-0)

Thats weird how the Ai thinks that Bob Dole is Nicolas Cage.

[ - ] HeyJames 9 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 09:08:07 ago (+9/-0)

That picture of post-wall Helena is likely very accurate

[ - ] PostWallHelena 7 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 10:29:33 ago (+7/-0)

You are probably fapping to it rn.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 13:48:21 ago (+1/-0)

Don't think I could kinda gives me an asylum inmate vibe

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 14:43:23 ago (+1/-0)

It gives me a lesbo vibe as well.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 15:38:26 ago (+0/-0)

They say the crazy ones are better in bed

[ - ] Monica 4 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 09:58:44 ago (+4/-0)

This is what it made for 'HeyJames' https://files.catbox.moe/tez0kl.png

lol

@system I'm seeing double text

[ - ] GloryBeckons [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 10:09:26 ago (+1/-0)

Happens when you have text followed by a link on the same line. If you put the link on a line by itself it doesn't do that.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 13:20:57 ago (+1/-0)

OH LAWDS!

[ - ] GloryBeckons [op] 3 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 09:16:54 ago (+3/-0)

That's purely from the username, and the first thing it generated as well. The AI just knows. It even tried to give her the correct nametag, but apparently suffers from severe dyslexia.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 14:44:36 ago (+1/-0)

These AIs have a lot of trouble with text and even finger/toes.

[ - ] Monica 2 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 15:55:51 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] GloryBeckons [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 10:06:10 ago (+1/-0)

@HeyJames
https://files.catbox.moe/pyfq14.png
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/xtqejxft.png

Figured you might get a kick out of this one.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 13:22:41 ago (+1/-0)

That guy looks like he could be my younger brother or cousin that's kind of weird...