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Nature sending another dreamer off to college

submitted by lord_nougat to WatchPeopleDie 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 18:50:07 ago (+54/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/vff9tp.mp4



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[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 11:49:43 ago (+1/-0)

You see a brown turd you flush it. I don't know what you were taught.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 00:34:24 ago (+2/-0)

That dude looks to be about 40.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 3 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 23:07:39 ago (+3/-0)

I don't think this is what they meant by "tequila on the rocks", but it'll work.

What a dumbass... For fucking tictoc. Geeez.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 22:42:55 ago (+1/-0)

ay dios mio

[ - ] Inward 3 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 22:39:54 ago (+3/-0)

At least he doesn't have to listen to her anymore.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 3 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 22:36:13 ago (+3/-0)

Back to Mexico! Well...dead, but back non the less.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 3 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 22:00:25 ago (+3/-0)

Why would he think he could pull that off?

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 22:32:47 ago (+2/-0)

I was kind of wondering the same thing. Maybe it was a thing he used to do when he was younger and less chonky.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 3 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 21:21:19 ago (+3/-0)

ROFL. What a dumbass.

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 8 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 21:11:44 ago (+8/-0)

Can't see a fucking thing with the stupid bitch holding the phone.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 8 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 20:52:52 ago (+8/-0)

Where's the gore?

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 3 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 20:41:04 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah he ded.

[ - ] recon_johnny 12 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 20:28:25 ago (+12/-0)

She'd never make it as a baseball cameraman. You gotta follow that ball all the way down.

[ - ] Rebooted 5 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 20:23:31 ago (+5/-0)

That was the "goodbye, I love you" look.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 5 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 20:26:10 ago (+5/-0)

I thought it was the "Fuck, I fucked up royally with you watching AND recording. Ay carumba, how embarrassing!"

But I could have been mistaken.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 20:56:19 ago (+3/-0)

I'M FUCKED!

And camera holder did jack shit about it too.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 2 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 22:18:58 ago (+2/-0)

I think it was more of a triumphant look. He was grabbing on to those rocks and was going to pull himself out but fucked up. Either he was distracted or the water was going faster and higher than normal, but you can see him panic as his grip on that rock fails.

I imagine this isn't as crazy at some times of the year. What a stupid way to die.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 22:48:54 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 22:49:20 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Prairie 3 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 20:09:36 ago (+3/-0)

"Nature so so peaceful and forgiving..."

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 6 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 19:43:05 ago (+6/-0)

I was curious, could only find this but looks like it was for a tiktok video (of course) and the man survived.

https://noticias-caracoltv-com.translate.goog/lomastrinado/por-hacer-un-video-hombre-desaparecio-en-una-cascada?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 15 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 20:05:49 ago (+15/-0)

You fucker, that just ruined my night.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 20:56:55 ago (+5/-0)

Let it be true in your mind!

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 01:44:41 ago (+2/-0)

I believed in it my mind.

[ - ] dulcima 7 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 19:28:44 ago (+7/-0)

Did a bear catch it downstream?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 21:12:07 ago (+4/-0)

I hope it was at least 2 bears to fight over him. ¡Jajajajajajajaja!

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 4 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 21:42:28 ago (+4/-0)

And an eagle!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 22:03:17 ago (+4/-0)

In a cage?

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 3 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 23:36:46 ago (+3/-0)

Absolutely! And strapped to the jack off machine of death. If you're gonna go, go hard!

Pun intended.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 3 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 19:31:52 ago (+3/-0)

I hope not, for the bear's sake!

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 06:06:11 ago (+0/-0)

they don't eat fish tacos

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 27 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 19:16:27 ago (+27/-0)

The overfed dumb beaner went up the water spout, down came nature and washed the beaner out. Up came the sun and the beaner was no more, and our only regret was that it was one and not four.

[ - ] bobdole9 8 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 19:36:35 ago (+8/-0)

v/RacistNurseryRhymes sounds like a great time!

[ - ] con77 6 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 20:29:07 ago (+6/-0)

outstanding!

[ - ] TheNoticing 6 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 22:02:16 ago (+6/-0)

I wish my memory was good enough to remember that.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 8 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 22:46:54 ago (+8/-0)

Just sing it loudly a bunch of times, especially with friends. You'll memorize it right away!

[ - ] NukeAmerica 4 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 22:38:06 ago (+4/-0)

How do I give gold on here?

[ - ] puppy528 4 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 22:50:09 ago (+4/-0)

By having more in-wedlock white children irl.

[ - ] NukeAmerica -3 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 00:38:03 ago (+0/-3)

Cucking yourself to the US government

retard

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 01:42:25 ago (+1/-0)

* your

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 04:48:58 ago (+1/-0)

If you weren't retarded you'd figure out how to diminish the amount of assfucking the gov does to you.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 13:50:44 ago (+0/-0)

Someone cucked themself I see.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 15:06:55 ago (+1/-0)

I have a homestead and provide my own utilities for myself, my child, and my pregnant wife.

I pay less in taxes than you.

You want to play this game? Fine, you're the bigger cuck and have nothing to show for it.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 15:23:33 ago (+0/-0)

I don't pay taxes you taxpiggy

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2023 05:57:10 ago (+0/-0)

Living in mom's basement since you own nothing? If you own any land at all, you're paying taxes. Unless you're a native savage or a jew.

I explained how I get my taxes to a minimum, care to give an explanation on how you pay zero and get away with it?

[ - ] anrach 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2023 09:57:51 ago (+1/-0)

Well done Sir, well done.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 19:12:12 ago (+5/-0)

Play it backwards and it's like a salmon run!