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You'd better PROMISE, wagie!

submitted by big_fat_dangus to wagies 1 yearApr 25, 2023 10:30:26 ago (+36/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Niggly_Puff 6 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 10:36:19 ago (+7/-1)

So you're not able to not promise to kill yourself?

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 11:11:44 ago (+7/-0)

DO A FLIP!

[ - ] FacelessOne 5 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 10:32:20 ago (+5/-0)

Does suicide void the Life Insurance Policies every Corp has for all its employees?

[ - ] Ex_hack 5 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 10:36:02 ago (+5/-0)*

Almost all Amazon employees are part time there are no life insurance policies.

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 10:38:55 ago (+2/-0)

Okay.

You take a Life insurance policy in your benefits.

They take a Life insurance policy on you regardless of this benefit.

Not talking about the one you opt in for.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 10:56:33 ago (+2/-0)

Then why would Amazon make its workers sign this?

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 11:11:22 ago (+4/-0)

Looks like one of those retarded HR things. They think this "helps", or something. From the HR perspective, everyone else is just as moronic and retarded as they are.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 12:36:10 ago (+2/-0)

More so, HR is smarter so their shit is light bulb genius, so they are doing it.

[ - ] The_Reunto 2 points 1 yearApr 26, 2023 03:55:11 ago (+2/-0)

They will probably use that to justify the idea that the company had a good faith understanding based on screening that no one was going to go postal. It's a CYA thing as opposed to a genuine good faith preventative measure

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 11:11:46 ago (+2/-0)

jews are obsessed with oaths

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 12:36:43 ago (+1/-1)

Especially with the one SS members tool.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 11:10:23 ago (+0/-0)

I doubt it.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 20:19:42 ago (+0/-0)

They usually pay out on suicide AFAIK.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 13:39:24 ago (+3/-0)

Well , it would inconvenience Amazon if their wage slaves started offing themselves during the busy holiday season.

[ - ] Scyber 2 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 16:23:56 ago (+2/-0)

In the future mass shootings will be referred to as "Going Amazon" instead of going postal.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 yearApr 25, 2023 17:23:15 ago (+1/-0)

So did the Texas shim shooter go bud lite?

[ - ] Inward 0 points 1 yearApr 26, 2023 21:15:03 ago (+0/-0)

They can't even spell out kill? Is that to bypass their own analytics?

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 1 yearApr 25, 2023 18:15:05 ago (+1/-0)

Promise and then defy them.

[ - ] Scyber 1 point 1 yearApr 25, 2023 16:21:26 ago (+1/-0)

"Don't kill yourself before your temp contract expires, goy! Too many lazy degenerate people need their cheap Chinese made shit delivered because they're too fuckin lazy to leave their homes! Bathroom break?? What do you need a bathroom break for? Just hold it until your kidneys burst!"

[ - ] con77 1 point 1 yearApr 25, 2023 13:24:01 ago (+1/-0)

some heartless bureaucrat thought that was a good idea

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1 yearApr 25, 2023 11:47:47 ago (+1/-0)

I would ignore this.

That's probably why I don't have a (((rat race))) job.

[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 0 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 23:22:16 ago (+0/-0)

Outside holiday hours is ok

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 20:12:45 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe Amazon has some dirt on the Clintons.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 18:44:57 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah! You wait until AFTER the busy season!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 17:20:38 ago (+0/-0)

Owwwmaigoooowaad deyll affirm death but nawt gendahhh! Bigot! Literally hitler!

[ - ] con77 0 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 13:20:59 ago (+0/-0)

well now you got me thinking about it Bezos!