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Dumbass slut pressures her "perfect" boyfriend into a threesome so she can brag to her friend about how good he is at sex. That works about as well as you might expect.

submitted by totes_magotes to MeanwhileOnReddit 2 yearsApr 24, 2023 20:22:56 ago (+33/-1)     (archive.ph)

https://archive.ph/haS0F



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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 15:12:58 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 17:18:53 ago (+1/-0)

I had a girlfriend try to hit me with the ol' let's open up the relationship...

I knew it was because there was one particular dick she wanted to fuck, and wanted to do so guilt free.

I said it probably wasn't a good idea (playing dumb) and was like are you sure?

Knew the prick was out of town for the next week. In that time I fucked 3 girls (topping it off with her friend and told her each time) - at the same time I put the word out to a few of the lads (she had helpfully written down his home address in her contacts book, and it turned out he was living rent free in his sister's house - she was genuinely pissed off when she discovered her brother's dick was about to endanger her property, and his health and talked sense into him.

5 days after suggesting she wanted an open relationship, without another dick going near her, she decided we should not be in an open relationship after all.

Ditched her not long after

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 11:05:34 ago (+0/-0)

kikery shit.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 09:12:37 ago (+0/-0)

When one "dates" a party whore one can be sure that every detail shall be shared among her friends. It's not a good thing, especially if your looking for a meaningful relationship

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 08:13:28 ago (+0/-0)

The list of rules for replies could be longer

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 04:50:26 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 07:29:51 ago (+3/-1)

You talking about the book where a dude marries a pair of sisters before the opening act is even done? Fucking jews, promoting degeneracy for thousands of years.

[ - ] aldecal 1 point 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 08:15:36 ago (+2/-1)

Or a father impregnates his daughters because they got him drunk.

[ - ] Conspirologist 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 01:41:47 ago (+0/-0)

archive.ph doesn't work for everybody.

You should use https://archive.vn/

[ - ] totes_magotes [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 07:53:32 ago (+1/-0)

Every single one of the archive.XX domains are owned by the same Israeli company. Set your VPN exit node to Israel and this problem goes away.

[ - ] Conspirologist 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 08:22:52 ago (+0/-0)

OK. Will try.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 01:29:58 ago (+0/-0)

Why is he only fucking one of them when there are two winning bitches right there?

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 01:17:24 ago (+0/-0)

I don't believe it. No women would let other women test out their boyfriend. The other women would just know he's that good from the way she looks and acts.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 4 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 00:50:58 ago (+4/-0)

I’ll try to keep it as short as possible.

Bitch wrote a fucking essay.

[ - ] TheGreatWar 1 point 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 00:50:43 ago (+1/-0)

The wronged parties here are the brothers and fathers of both women. The boyfriend must 1. take both as wives with no opportunity for divorce, 2. pay the fathers a fair price (either $200 or $100,000 each depending on virginity), and 3. raise no objections to any wronged brother marrying his own sister. The remedy for refusal is death.

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 12:55:06 ago (+0/-0)

Do you really think there was any virginity involved?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 00:50:13 ago (+0/-0)

What a retard. This is because showing out to other bitches about who they have or are capable of getting is just important or even more important than the relationship itself. I remember when I started dating this older Colombian woman and she made it a point to parade me around like a show pony and didn’t even let me play around in her meat wallet.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2023 23:49:02 ago (+0/-0)

Seriously with this shit? Ain’t nobody got time for this.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2023 21:54:03 ago (+0/-0)

I once knew a dude who was so good with women he’d get hot hooters womens’ numbers without asking and hook up with them later. He said when your good enough you literally get recommended to girls’ girl friends.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2023 21:38:45 ago (+0/-0)

Another garden variety porn addict with a voat post.
See the other porn addicts as they edge opinions?
Block all of them!!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2023 21:32:00 ago (+0/-0)

Outside of my vpn archive.ph returns 400. That's weird.

[ - ] totes_magotes [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 07:55:25 ago (+1/-0)

Set your exit node to Israel. Archive.XX is owned by jews.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 15:41:46 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe they are blocking Brave. One of those sites was doing that.

[ - ] totes_magotes [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 17:35:22 ago (+0/-0)

Nope. It's ip address range based. IP addresses are blocked by geography. Change your VPN exit node and you are effectively in a different part of the world. You'll get the same result regardless of browser. I made a post about this a while back.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 18:23:29 ago (+0/-0)

Oh right on. At one point, one of these fuckers was blocking brave specifically in a weird fashion. Based on some beef with brave devs.

[ - ] totes_magotes [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 19:46:11 ago (+0/-0)

I wouldn't doubt it. Brave has built-in tor and other serious tracking blockers. Any data harvesting site/company fucking loathes that.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 7 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2023 21:31:51 ago (+7/-0)

probs some cuck's fantasy. of course the first reply is seek therapy. redditors are obsessed with therapy lol

[ - ] dassar 7 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2023 21:27:13 ago (+7/-0)

Best comment -
'Why not assert your dominance as his pimp and make him sleep with one of the other 2 friends?'

[ - ] 15MAR 5 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2023 21:26:50 ago (+5/-0)

The sexual revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 7 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2023 22:55:26 ago (+7/-0)

Cant imagine (((who))) was behind it!

[ - ] CoronaHoax 3 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2023 21:56:06 ago (+3/-0)

She literally recommended her friend fuck her boyfriend. I mean wtf is there left to say? She might as well fuck her friend too. Get it over with and start fucking her other friends too.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2023 21:10:48 ago (+0/-0)

The girl deserves to lose the man.

[ - ] Steelerfish 9 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2023 20:33:59 ago (+9/-0)

She’s probably a coal burner and now all three of them have syphilis….


[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 10 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2023 20:32:59 ago (+11/-1)

Plot twist. israeli woman and nigger boyfriend. hahahaha

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 06:44:52 ago (+4/-0)

Not plot twist, but actual plot. Main slut is like 20 lbs overweight and this guy is average. The bestie friend is at normal weight.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2023 08:13:49 ago (+0/-0)

FuknA!