Today I saw this kid pore a cup of water, then drop a dollop of mayonnaise into it.
In disbelief I gasped: "What the hell is that?" ... he blithely replied "it's mayonnaise water. it's great!"
I was speechless because there are no words. Nearby a woman retorted "that's disgusting". I said "he likes it" followed by another bystander "do not yuck another person's yum".
The whole encounter left me wondering ... is "mayonnaise water" an undiscovered delicious concoction, or some kid's palette gone rogue.
They have the highest energy density by both weight and volume of anything we can eat (which is why our bodies store energy in that form as well). They are too large to enter the bloodstream directly. They take a long time to digest. And they therefore keep you satiated and well-fueled for longer.
By contrast, simple carbohydrates like sugars and starches need little to no digestion, and slam into your bloodstream like a freight train, spiking your blood sugar to the point that it's toxic. This forces your body to dump insulin in a panicked attempt to remove the sugar to keep you from dying. Since there was too much, most of it ends up getting converted into fat. Ironic. Meanwhile, your blood sugar is now crashing and triggers renewed hunger. Rinse and repeat.
The only oils and fats to avoid (in large amounts) are saturated fats, since they raise LDL cholesterol in the blood. Even that is good (and necessary), in moderation. But when there's too much it clogs blood vessels.
The notion that eating fat makes you fat is naive and completely wrong. It is the driving force behind the obesity epidemic, and one of the most destructive mind viruses to plague modern society. And there's some stiff competition in that domain.
That said, putting Mayo in your water is still fucking retarded.
Most plant-based oils and fats aren't healthy at all. Just take a look at the chemical chain used for their production. Stick to butter, extra virgin olive oil and coconut oil.
I was turned on to mixing a shitload of fresh black pepper and mayonnaise and dipping French fries into them.. where I got it from I have no idea, but add a little blackened seasoning to it too and it’s damned yummy. Although I rarely do fried fries, I like my convection oven….
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People who say this should be shot. Especially the gook who popularized it.
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i thought it was something a kid would say so yeah just shoot them all amirite
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Retarded kids gonna die of heart failure.
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They have the highest energy density by both weight and volume of anything we can eat (which is why our bodies store energy in that form as well). They are too large to enter the bloodstream directly. They take a long time to digest. And they therefore keep you satiated and well-fueled for longer.
By contrast, simple carbohydrates like sugars and starches need little to no digestion, and slam into your bloodstream like a freight train, spiking your blood sugar to the point that it's toxic. This forces your body to dump insulin in a panicked attempt to remove the sugar to keep you from dying. Since there was too much, most of it ends up getting converted into fat. Ironic. Meanwhile, your blood sugar is now crashing and triggers renewed hunger. Rinse and repeat.
The only oils and fats to avoid (in large amounts) are saturated fats, since they raise LDL cholesterol in the blood. Even that is good (and necessary), in moderation. But when there's too much it clogs blood vessels.
The notion that eating fat makes you fat is naive and completely wrong. It is the driving force behind the obesity epidemic, and one of the most destructive mind viruses to plague modern society. And there's some stiff competition in that domain.
That said, putting Mayo in your water is still fucking retarded.
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Check your condiments folks, they have a lot more garbage in them than you think.
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Although I rarely do fried fries, I like my convection oven….
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I haven't bought mayo in years. Make your own aioli.
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