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A bit of old toilet humor

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to funny 12 monthsApr 23, 2023 19:28:47 ago (+4/-5)     (funny)

I once saw this written in a toilet stall:

“People who write on shit house walls

Roll their shit in little balls

People who read these words of wit

Eat those little balls of shit”

-Unknown Boomer


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[ - ] chump 4 points 12 monthsApr 23, 2023 20:06:32 ago (+4/-0)

One from junior high-
They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the shithouse poet has struck again

[ - ] DoctorK 0 points 12 monthsApr 23, 2023 22:40:04 ago (+0/-0)

Don't look here, the joke is in your pants!

- my school

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 12 monthsApr 23, 2023 19:38:05 ago (+4/-0)

When I was about eight years old I came across some bathroom graffiti that went something like: A.I.D.S = Another Infected Dick Sucker

I'll never forget that, it's still funny.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 12 monthsApr 23, 2023 19:41:40 ago (+1/-1)

Yeah, that’s a good one, def for the ages!

[ - ] Peleg -1 points 12 monthsApr 23, 2023 21:21:23 ago (+0/-1)

I was about 16 or 17 when everyone knew that aids was a fag thing.
I wrote those very words on several bathroom walls.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 12 monthsApr 23, 2023 19:46:40 ago (+3/-0)

Hah!

There was this one restroom in the humanities department area of the college I attended which had fun little things like this written really tiny on all the grout between the tiles. It was always fun to just go in there and giggle like a tardfag for a few minutes sometimes. I didn't even have any classes on that side of the campus, I just went there for the silly grout jokes.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 12 monthsApr 23, 2023 19:49:55 ago (+3/-0)

Heh, you went to college. Fuckin faggot.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 12 monthsApr 23, 2023 20:11:35 ago (+1/-0)

MY MOMMY SEZ I IZ VERY SMART!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 12 monthsApr 23, 2023 19:49:48 ago (+2/-1)

Oh yeah, the grout humor! I once saw “grout at the devil”. I though that was pretty funny.

[ - ] Reawakened 2 points 12 monthsApr 23, 2023 21:00:07 ago (+2/-0)

The funniest I ever saw was a sign that said "Employees, did you wash your hands?" and scrawled beneath it was "no, but I dried them."

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 12 monthsApr 23, 2023 21:23:56 ago (+1/-0)

"Some just come to read and write,
"Others just come to wonder,
"I just came to shit and piss and fart like fucking Thunder!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 11 monthsApr 27, 2023 00:59:55 ago (+0/-0)

Nice!