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I hope he at least won the race!

I would have at least tried to hide in those trees behind him.

I was going to a soft ball game and 5 minutes from the field in my car out of no where I have to take a shit. I mean it went from zero nothing going on to 99 out of 100 I have to shit very very soon. It was so bad I thought of just shitting in my pants and driving home. But I'm stubborn and I had a plan. There is a bathroom really close to the entrance but their is were lines and security, my plan was to just park illegally walk right in strait to the bathroom and get to sitting as fast as possible. Then I started to think on the way there could be a problem. It's a busy place and there was two urinals 2 sinks and 1 real toilet. There ass also a trash can.

So I was thinking plan A toilet. Plan b shit in one of the urinals plan C shit in a sink. Plan D shit in the trash can...

Only one was normal the rest would have been me shitting in front of people in a very awkward manner.

So I get there and two sinks and two urinals are occupied I don't see any feet at the toilet but I realize if I go for the toilet and someone is in there I'm going to have to shit my pants.

By the luck of Thor no one is in there and I start explosively shitting from about a foot away from the toilet and by magic it didn't make a crazy mess as my ass hit the seat. I have never been so relieved

runners go around every town and shit turds everywhere. They are worse than street shitters. It even makes the news all the time. You see all those turds at the park? Those aren't dog turds.

I wonder if it was a curry nigger

This is a powerful rebuttal to arguments against pitbull attacks.