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If someone tries to fist bump you, don't fucking do it

submitted by velocityraptor to whatever 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 22:17:27 ago (+7/-1)     (whatever)

It is for retards. don't be a retard. doesn't matter who it is, grab their chubby little sweating fist and shake it around like a real man.


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 23:38:51 ago (+3/-0)

I think anytime we meet a woman she should make a hole with her fingers and we stick our index finger in it. That is the proper way for members of the opposite sex to greet.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 21, 2023 01:54:23 ago (+2/-0)

I'll do what I want, fag

[ - ] Trope 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 23:26:15 ago (+1/-0)

Back in high school, my entire group of friends would formally shake hands in complete spite of the growing rap culture. This behavior has not changed.

[ - ] calx 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 22:54:32 ago (+0/-0)

i are not a retard! noted - thank you flying dinosaur.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 22:20:04 ago (+1/-1)

Sweaty little fist and "man" dont add up cuck,cuck,cuck

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 23:17:27 ago (+0/-0)

BOOM!

[ - ] Thought_Criminal -1 points 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 23:38:14 ago (+0/-1)

Only do Predator handshake.
https://youtu.be/uYMboTIXym4?t=17

[ - ] 2Drunk -1 points 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 22:56:32 ago (+0/-1)

Yes why not get their cock sweat on your hands too. And if its a pajeet might as well get their feces on your has as well.

[ - ] ymihere -4 points 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 23:00:18 ago (+0/-4)

Transfers covid faster with handshake

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 23:43:40 ago (+1/-0)

yruhere?

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior -1 points 2.2 yearsApr 21, 2023 00:24:17 ago (+0/-1)

How fast does it travel from cock to mouth? You should be an expert on that subject.