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Black people: Origin story

submitted by Monica to whatever 1 yearApr 20, 2023 00:50:19 ago (+9/-1)     (whatever)

Black people did not originate from the Earth. They actually lived on a thriving wonderful planet which we know as the moon. The moon was much like Earth with oceans and water and an atmosphere at one point but it's main problem was it had an infection of niggers.

Asteroids did not cause the craters on the moon. They were caused by niggers. Niggers were so dumb they couldn't build houses. Not even the super tech they later discovered (mud huts). No these moon crickets were super dumb and instead of building homes they dug holes and lived in them. They even developed their roles in their moon cricket society by which nigger lived in the biggest hole.

The moon niggers eventually fucked their world up so much that it lost it's balance of gravity due to the moon niggers digging holes and set the Moon onto a destructive path. That path then intersected another once beautiful planet we know as Earth. The Moon crashed into the Earth and the moon crickets fell out of their moon nigger holes and landed on the Earth. This caused continents to divide and the dinosaurs and white people who were living happily together to run for their lives.

And so it was.

The Earth is now on it's path of destruction due to it's infection of moon crickets and if you listen closely in the dark of night you can still hear the moon crickets digging...


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[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 1 yearApr 20, 2023 01:19:25 ago (+5/-0)

This is fantastic!

I am going to base my new religion on it, once I figure out a way to set myself up as its most revered prophet or something.

[ - ] Monica [op] 2 points 1 yearApr 20, 2023 01:34:03 ago (+2/-0)

I like this idea.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1 yearApr 20, 2023 01:37:24 ago (+1/-0)

I hereby appoint you to be like a disciple or something. That sounds kind of derivative, doesn't it? Maybe for this one we can call them acolytes...

[ - ] Monica [op] 2 points 1 yearApr 20, 2023 01:57:49 ago (+2/-0)

Prophet Monica

[ - ] lastlist 2 points 1 yearApr 20, 2023 02:17:13 ago (+2/-0)

Dats muh nigga.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1 yearApr 20, 2023 00:53:15 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1 yearApr 20, 2023 02:55:49 ago (+1/-0)

you should write science fiction novels