"BREAKING NEWS: Poor Undocumented Immigrant Must Use Deadly Force Against Multiple Assailants To Defend Himself From Being Gang-Raped By High Schools Girls Cheerleading Squad!!"
"The victim, Pedro Tello Rodriguez Jr, 25, was in his vehicle minding his own business, when a group of savage teenaged girls attempted to enter his car and sexually assault him. Luckily Pedro was carrying a firearm of questionable origin, and was able to fend off his attackers by spraying bullets in their general direction."
"'I've never been so frightened before in my life', said Pedro. 'They were coming right at me, lust glazing their eyes. Laughing at me!', he sobbed."
"In a strange plot twist in this case, the victim was taken into custody by racist police officers."
[ + ] yesiknow
[ - ] yesiknow -1 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2023 17:31:38 ago (+0/-1)
[ + ] texasblood
[ - ] texasblood -1 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2023 18:22:15 ago (+0/-1)
Almost "black-eyed"(not the shiner type)
Far from wholesome dingbats
[ + ] BulletStopper
[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 2 yearsApr 20, 2023 02:32:49 ago (+0/-0)
"The victim, Pedro Tello Rodriguez Jr, 25, was in his vehicle minding his own business, when a group of savage teenaged girls attempted to enter his car and sexually assault him. Luckily Pedro was carrying a firearm of questionable origin, and was able to fend off his attackers by spraying bullets in their general direction."
"'I've never been so frightened before in my life', said Pedro. 'They were coming right at me, lust glazing their eyes. Laughing at me!', he sobbed."
"In a strange plot twist in this case, the victim was taken into custody by racist police officers."
Hitler was right. \o
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 1 point 2 yearsApr 19, 2023 19:58:18 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] ParnellsUprising
[ - ] ParnellsUprising 5 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2023 17:29:33 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2 yearsApr 19, 2023 17:52:59 ago (+4/-0)