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Spherefags and Flatfags Are Both Wrong

submitted by taoV to EarthIsAFlatPlane 1 yearApr 19, 2023 11:37:23 ago (+40/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/x816q4.jpg

The flat part is only a little bit curved see, but it's also a really big globe. The science is now settle you simple sheep.


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[ - ] LookFat 11 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 12:23:12 ago (+11/-0)

I... I have to sit down.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 16:08:34 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Not_C 8 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 14:45:06 ago (+8/-0)

Operation Highjump and the theory of Nazis retreating to Antarctica makes sense now.
They found a way to a different pond.

Our pond was so infested with parasites, that it couldn't be saved. So the Nazis were going to move us to another pond.
But they had to blow the bridge or tunnel when the Americans tried Operation Highjump. To prevent our pond from infecting the new pond.

Even the name makes sense, "Highjump". Jumping to another pond.

Then the Nazis who could no longer get to the other pond, because the path was destroyed, they tried to invent rockets that would get them there.

[ - ] taoV [op] 2 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 16:47:22 ago (+2/-0)

"Possibly hollow", man. It's all there.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 19:08:23 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 6 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 12:56:48 ago (+6/-0)

Makes sense to me.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 5 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 12:30:50 ago (+5/-0)

Send all the niggers and jews to another pond on ice eartb

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 12:34:33 ago (+3/-0)

A pond with no land masses!

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 4 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 19:04:26 ago (+4/-0)

I just imagine the fbi agents get bored watching this place and throw out the stupidest shit they can think of to see who bites.

[ - ] carnold03 3 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 17:56:55 ago (+3/-0)

Just an idea I'm spit-balling but we're living on the outer shell of an ancient dyson sphere encapsulating the red dwarf sister sun of the one we see every day.

[ - ] taoV [op] 1 point 1 yearApr 19, 2023 18:49:02 ago (+1/-0)

I like this, very austere.

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 16:24:03 ago (+3/-0)

This is the best one. Actually shows some creativity and makes some interesting predictions and explains why they're so afraid of disc-warming.

[ - ] albatrosv15 2 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 16:10:25 ago (+2/-0)

The more i look at it, the funnier it gets.

[ - ] Wahaha 2 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 12:53:02 ago (+2/-0)

I prefer the half-earth theory.

[ - ] Needmorepopcorn 1 point 1 yearApr 20, 2023 03:29:35 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] taoV [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 20, 2023 08:32:06 ago (+0/-0)

Right on, I was looking for some stuff to listen to at work.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 yearApr 19, 2023 19:07:22 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 1 yearApr 19, 2023 16:09:28 ago (+1/-0)

ROFL

[ - ] voatisajewishheaven 1 point 1 yearApr 19, 2023 14:36:35 ago (+1/-0)

How do you explain circumnavigation in this model?

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 14:37:20 ago (+2/-0)

worm holes

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 16:52:27 ago (+0/-0)

A slightly stuck rudder.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 21:15:21 ago (+0/-0)

This is another possible theory

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 17:13:20 ago (+0/-0)

And since gravity is a jewish lie, humans wouldn’t be crushed under their own weight from the size of the planet! Genius OP! We found the truth!

[ - ] taoV [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 18:01:53 ago (+0/-0)

They're literally keeping us down!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 14:31:11 ago (+0/-0)

This was a star trek episode

[ - ] rhy 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 17:25:14 ago (+0/-0)

The old Star Trek or... ?

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 18:46:05 ago (+0/-0)

I’m guessing the next generation episode “The Survivors”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Survivors_(Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation)

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 yearApr 20, 2023 12:29:34 ago (+0/-0)

I wasn’t but it makes sense.

Fwiw, Kevin did nothing wrong.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 yearApr 20, 2023 12:27:25 ago (+0/-0)

I was originally thinking of “For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky” (TOS) but I could make a case for “Relics” (TNG).

Yeah, Im that gal.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 12:52:45 ago (+0/-0)

This could almost make sense....BUT...it still doesn't negate the fact that the ✡️ is a carbuncle on the arsehole of life.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 12:51:48 ago (+0/-0)

Well, I can see how the solar eclipse could work in this scenario when the moon casts a shadow on the earth. But how does the lunar eclipse work here? How could the moon move in to earths shadow from the sun?

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 14:38:33 ago (+2/-0)

just have faith god works in mysterious ways

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 12:33:46 ago (+0/-0)

What I like about this model is it shows how the gas might be trapped and not sucked out into space…