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You niggers are retarded

submitted by MichaelStewart to EarthIsAFlatPlane 1 yearApr 19, 2023 07:22:24 ago (+7/-4)     (EarthIsAFlatPlane)

First and foremost, the earth is bigger than the sun.

E A R T H = 5 letters
S U N = 3 letters

Checkmate, faggots.

The earth is flat, because text isn't three dimensional you alphabet agent fucks.


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[ - ] Her0n 6 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 07:30:57 ago (+7/-1)

I met a flat earther at a customer about a year ago. He was one of their employees, a Maintenance man who was smart enough when it came to his job. He'd come into the shop meetings showing everyone pictures he took with his flip phone, pictures of our "fake" moon.

When he tried to include me into it I told him I'm only interested if he can tell me the percentage of jews worldwide and the percentage of jews running our government. I won't hear him out unless he hears me out as well.

It's only fair after all, if I have to look at your shit photos then you have to look at my memes.

[ - ] deleted -2 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 08:19:01 ago (+1/-3)

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[ - ] Her0n 2 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 10:11:43 ago (+3/-1)

Uh oh, I've once again triggered another flat earth jew! I like this detection method, thanks for helping making it obvious to me!

He would come in every day with shitty photos of the moon that look like they were taken in the early 2000s. Complete proof of flat earth!

I bought him a heliocentric orrery so he could wrap his head around it easier. He's a "have to see it to understand it" type.

It's not perfect, but it's sure as hell league's better than any flat earth orrery I've seen.

[ - ] deleted -3 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 10:14:31 ago (+0/-3)

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[ - ] Her0n 3 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 10:22:09 ago (+4/-1)

Inferring the word triggered belongs to only leftist. Is nigger solely a "black people word" then? Im trying to use your "logic" to understand which words White men are allowed to use according to jews.

You are a flat earth jew who can't do anything to back up your bullshit except with ad hominem and other jewish pilpul fallacies.

I noticed you have yet to explain any eclipse phenomenon or how all these conflicting flat earth theories work together in any sensible manner.

Do you believe in the dome? The ice wall? Is the the sun inside or outside the dome? How can you explain the sun sinking into the ocean at night? How about the sun rising up from the ocean in the morning?

Keep trying to attack me instead though, jew, it will only help others see you as clearly as I do.

[ - ] deleted -2 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 11:45:02 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] Her0n 3 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 12:08:19 ago (+3/-0)

Again nothing of substance, only personal attacks.

Check my post history and how I conduct myself in comments to see the truth.

Otherwise seethe more flat earth jewfed.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 1 yearApr 19, 2023 13:59:34 ago (+1/-0)

It may be the hemorrhoids that make him so cranky sometimes.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 14:09:53 ago (+2/-0)

Ass sex will do that to you

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 09:20:30 ago (+4/-2)

The only arguments are always strawmen

[ - ] Monica 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 09:32:43 ago (+1/-1)*

I'm not a "flat earther" but I agree. I'm tired of seeing the strawman arguments. It's exactly what the jew says about white people everyday in the news. They never disprove any of the information they just name call and make strawman arguments.

At this point I'm willing to believe that the "flat earther" theory, much like the "birther" theory and the "denier of the holohoax" theory, is made to discredit our ancestors and the work they did to build civilization and instead of looking at their amazing work in science that got us here today to discredit them and make fun of them as if they were all backwards and stupid. It's a trick to get us to hate ourselves and where we came from and not to love our ancestors but to love the new scientists like Bill Gates and Al Gore.

[ - ] deleted -2 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 10:18:25 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] Her0n 3 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 10:29:31 ago (+4/-1)

Climate still exists on a flat earth. There is no crisis regardless of the earth's shape.

Oil can be a finite resource no matter the shape of the planet.

What the fuck do these other conspiracies have to do with flat earth exactly?

You're just throwing more bullshit out to keep people from persisting that you actually prove your theories. Throwing out other random theories to throw people off getting a real answer from you won't work forever.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 14:01:02 ago (+0/-0)*

Yeah, the Earth is really a spinning ball, hurtling through the infinite vacuum of space.

Exactly.

Populations would be impossible to control if the average man knew there was more land out there.

The one drawback is that according to flatters, there's no sun out there. It's totally dark, and too cold to survive. As every flatter knows, the sun circles the north pole, then moves to the outer area inside the ice wall and moves really fast to compensate for the far greater distance to travel. Ask any flatter and they'll tell you there's no sun, moon, or stars beyond the ice wall.

[ - ] Monica -1 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 11:17:22 ago (+0/-1)

I don't think there is a vacuum of space. I think it's more like a simulation and we only perceive movement.

Can't have a climate crisis, or peak oil, or any of the other made up bullshit if everyone knows the Earth is a flat, motionless plane.

You can still have those if the earth was flat. I think oil is not finite. Or peak oil I guess it's called. I think the earth makes it all the time.

Populations would be impossible to control if the average man knew there was more land out there.

You mean like more land out there in space like billions of planets we haven't been to?

The "scientists" are the ones who tell you space exists, and you are an insignificant speck, on an insignificant speck.

Even if earth was flat you still are an insignificant speck. Try walking from one town to another. Just a town... not even one state to another. See how small you really are.

[ - ] deleted -2 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 11:46:20 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] Monica 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 19:22:21 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah you're quite the scholar.

#FlatPeopleHate

if the average man knew there was more land out there.

Like other planets? You said that shit not me. Answer the question. FlatChuck

[ - ] chrimony -2 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 10:23:06 ago (+0/-2)

The only arguments are always strawmen

Feel free to explain the southern star trails in Australia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ZMZtq0qfY

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 10:34:32 ago (+0/-0)

Ok, I'll take a crack it later when I get a chance.

In the meantime can you explain how the sun sinks beneath the ocean, or how it rises from the ocean in the morning?

[ - ] chrimony -2 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 10:56:46 ago (+0/-2)

In the meantime can you explain how the sun sinks beneath the ocean, or how it rises from the ocean in the morning?

This is actually evidence that the Earth is a sphere. In the flat Earth model, the sun is receding into the distance. In the spherical Earth model, as the Earth rotates the sun is blocked by the horizon as it rotates out of view.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 21:31:00 ago (+0/-0)

I'd rather just say, whatever the fuck kikes and the government tells me, I believe the exact opposite. There is no case that exists where the government says one thing and that is the truth. It is always the exact opposite, and please tell me anything the government says that is the truth.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1 yearApr 20, 2023 00:58:15 ago (+0/-0)

I'd rather just say, whatever the fuck kikes and the government tells me, I believe the exact opposite.

That's because you're retarded and can't think for yourself.

There is no case that exists where the government says one thing and that is the truth. It is always the exact opposite, and please tell me anything the government says that is the truth.

The government has sunrise and sunset times. They are accurate.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1 yearApr 20, 2023 07:18:35 ago (+0/-0)

Due to DST, which is implemented by the government, they are not. Kys jew boy

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1 yearApr 20, 2023 07:46:53 ago (+0/-0)

Due to DST, which is implemented by the government, they are not.

The government tells you the offset, everybody implements them, and everybody knows when the sun rises and sets. You are retarded.

What time does the sun rise and set according to flattards? Oh, right, they just use government time, because they don't actually provide answers to anything.

Remove yourself from the gene pool, flattard.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 yearApr 19, 2023 11:41:31 ago (+1/-0)

If the Earth is flat then what?

[ - ] observation1 -1 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 12:00:47 ago (+0/-1)

That's the point. Flat earthers don't actually believe what they're saying, they just want you to also think you live in a Truman Show simulation. It's dogma.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 21:31:52 ago (+0/-0)

I would rather know the truth than believe a lie

[ - ] Sector7 -1 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 14:14:44 ago (+0/-1)

Flat is one thing, but have you ever heard a flatter reveal how thick it is? If it's not infinitely thick, then there's a bottom side, like Australia. Yet you never hear flatters talk about the people living there...