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Patrolled like never before.

submitted by Mopar_or_nocar24 to ThotPatrol 1 yearApr 19, 2023 00:06:25 ago (+27/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/gvfh8c.webm



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[ - ] NoRefunds 7 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 00:41:21 ago (+7/-0)

Yeah I had this app for a while, faggots removed it from the store pretty fast. This world is gay. The app to turn you into a tranny still exists though

[ - ] NukeAmerica 1 point 1 yearApr 19, 2023 07:31:20 ago (+1/-0)

What was there reason for removing it? Because "muh harassment" or some bullshit?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 12:24:37 ago (+0/-0)

I doubt they gave one. There'll've been a million articles about how this is White supremacy but no actual reason.

[ - ] o0shad0o 5 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 05:27:27 ago (+5/-0)

.............

Am I weird? I think half of them look better without the makeup.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 07:47:20 ago (+2/-2)

I knew some goober would post this as a humblebrag. LE DAE THINK BETTER W/O MAKEUP?? You were drinking an IPA when you posted this.

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 11:03:05 ago (+0/-0)

I asked because I don't know, not because I think I'm superior for it.

Women wearing makeup look more like dolls, with blotches of bright color on washed-out faces to me. Women without the makeup look more like humans.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 00:17:12 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 11:03:24 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 09:39:58 ago (+2/-0)

I've always been pretty good at doing this mentally without any app. One thing I find funny is that women pluck the hell out of their eyebrows and then they draw them back in. As you can see with this makeup are moving out one of the reasons they look so hideous is they have no eyebrows without their makeup. That's largely because they pluck them all out. Another thing that I've noticed is the natural girls who just spend a little time in the Sun have great skin and the girls who wear all this f****** pancake and all this other makeup have skin that goes to hell because their pores get all plugged clogged and they get red and they get nasty skin on their face and then they go put more paste and crap on there to try to get rid of the redness which just makes it worse. Where is the girls who don't use any makeup and just get out in the Sun every little while have by far the best skin. Also girls who swim in chlorinated pools also had the best skin.

Anyway the long and the short of it is if a girl doesn't wear makeup makeup and goes out in the sun for 20 or 30 minutes and then every day and gets a little bit of a tan they're never going to need to wear makeup.

Oh and by the way I didn't think Angelina Jolie or Reese Witherspoon look too bad without makeup. They have good face structure and are just naturally good looking.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 12:04:45 ago (+0/-0)

Angelina Jolie or Reese Witherspoon

https://giphy.com/gifs/cringe-cringing-1SekLmOLpm21W

[ - ] Monica 1 point 1 yearApr 19, 2023 12:00:26 ago (+2/-1)

Here's a .mp4 version. Not the webm. You're welcome.

https://files.catbox.moe/2670ca.mp4

[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 1 point 1 yearApr 19, 2023 09:51:59 ago (+1/-0)

Need clip with more pixels pls

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 10:00:13 ago (+0/-0)

I could put more jpeg in it if you want.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 09:59:17 ago (+0/-0)

Whats the problem anyway its not like women wear make up for men, its purely for themself.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 08:39:22 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 10:01:24 ago (+3/-0)

Well it got shoad before it could be mass tested.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 12:05:47 ago (+0/-0)

We have AI now that can do images. I bet you can get the AI to do it.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 12:08:06 ago (+0/-0)

Is it really that important though what she has on her face?

More interesting is how many dick she had inside her, yes blowjobs count too.

Now thats an app we need.
Whatever happened to the app that checked if a girl did porn?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 12:28:13 ago (+0/-0)

Take a look at her hooter?

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 1 yearApr 19, 2023 02:28:33 ago (+0/-0)

Something failed at 1:33 on Big Mike. It didn't remove all the makeup.

Ahh I see, the corrected version is at 2:25 in the middle.