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If I put bees in my juicer, will I get honey?

submitted by totes_magotes to aII 2.2 yearsApr 18, 2023 21:59:32 ago (+1/-3)     (aII)



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[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 2.2 yearsApr 18, 2023 23:05:36 ago (+3/-0)

Are you serious dude? It doesn't work that way. In order to get the bees to give you honey you have to rub their abdomen while yelling really loudly into their ears. Do that and they'll give you all the honey you want. That's an old family secret so go ahead and use it but don't share it.

[ - ] totes_magotes [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 19, 2023 07:24:22 ago (+1/-0)

Oh fucking sweet. And then I juice them, right?

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 00:27:45 ago (+1/-0)

That's all it takes!