Dog, child, whatever. They all work. Just anything other than a fully functioning adult for 95% of them.
Semirelated, when you're pissed at your girlfriend, just tell her you love her forcefully and hug her real tight. She'll be oblivious and you can let out some aggression. It's like cursing out your dog in a happy voice.
[ + ] HeyJames
[ - ] HeyJames 9 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 00:44:46 ago (+9/-0)
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 01:57:10 ago (+2/-0)
Well of course.
Because they aren't.
[ + ] lolxd
[ - ] lolxd 5 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 01:19:29 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] ToNigIsToNog
[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 4 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 01:05:32 ago (+4/-0)
not a bad strategy.
[ + ] Prairie
[ - ] Prairie 3 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 06:15:37 ago (+3/-0)
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[ + ] Jinglebanger
[ - ] Jinglebanger 3 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 03:32:47 ago (+3/-0)
Semirelated, when you're pissed at your girlfriend, just tell her you love her forcefully and hug her real tight. She'll be oblivious and you can let out some aggression. It's like cursing out your dog in a happy voice.
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 1 point 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 11:01:48 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] UncleDoug
[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 16:24:34 ago (+0/-0)
This is the truest article ever written.
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