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Gotta treat her right

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 00:34:00 ago (+40/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] HeyJames 9 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 00:44:46 ago (+9/-0)

That's what you're supposed to do. Never treat them like an equal. This is great advice

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 01:57:10 ago (+2/-0)

Never treat them like an equal.

Well of course.

Because they aren't.

[ - ] lolxd 5 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 01:19:29 ago (+5/-0)

Women are dogs that argue back, and take half your shit when they file for divorce.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 4 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 01:05:32 ago (+4/-0)

women are emotional creatures. they'll see anything getting more energy / emotion as an enemy.

not a bad strategy.

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 06:15:37 ago (+3/-0)

"OK, into your cage for the day while I'm gone. I've left food and water. Who's a good girl???"

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 11:14:38 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Jinglebanger 3 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 03:32:47 ago (+3/-0)

Dog, child, whatever. They all work. Just anything other than a fully functioning adult for 95% of them.

Semirelated, when you're pissed at your girlfriend, just tell her you love her forcefully and hug her real tight. She'll be oblivious and you can let out some aggression. It's like cursing out your dog in a happy voice.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 11:01:48 ago (+1/-0)

dogs are more loyal. by a country mile!

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 16:24:34 ago (+0/-0)

Note to self: stop telling everyone that will listen whats's really up.

This is the truest article ever written.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 06:16:10 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Name 0 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 04:34:28 ago (+0/-0)

The 4c copypasta ages really well sometimes.