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I have taken the Lord Savior Jesus Christ into my ❤️

submitted by deleted to AskUpgoat 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 13:33:25 ago (+30/-12)     (AskUpgoat)

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[ - ] UncleDoug 11 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 14:10:10 ago (+13/-2)

2 day old jew alt account trying to rile up the christcuck tardos.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 5 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 14:32:05 ago (+5/-0)

You've taken your lord Jesus into your where!?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 14:36:26 ago (+3/-2)

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[ - ] texasblood 1 point 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 15:19:12 ago (+3/-2)

Comprehension low or just stirring up shit?

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 16:11:40 ago (+2/-0)

Playing around with a worthless post; isn't it obvious?

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 16:18:07 ago (+2/-3)

Im sure OP considered your feelings

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 16:23:24 ago (+2/-0)

What are you even going on about and why does it matter? Damn, you're neurotic.

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 16:43:24 ago (+2/-3)

Hush child

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 23:39:29 ago (+0/-0)

🖕

[ - ] albatrosv15 -2 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 15:45:00 ago (+0/-2)

Muttmerica personified.

[ - ] deleted -2 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 15:35:54 ago (+3/-5)

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[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA -1 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 15:58:38 ago (+1/-2)

That's like saying, if I was a teenager in the late nineties, I'd help Harry defeat Voldemort.
Fiction is fiction, regardless of the era.
The Jesus myth is a tired retread of the Horus story at the very least - perhaps others as well.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 16:08:50 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA -1 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 16:18:04 ago (+0/-1)

I'm just giving you shit.
Such a crap mythology.

[ - ] albatrosv15 -2 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 15:44:35 ago (+0/-2)

Instead of asking forgiveness, forgive your God.

[ - ] Pasty 1 point 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 18:54:06 ago (+1/-0)

Why?

[ - ] albatrosv15 -1 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 19:48:02 ago (+0/-1)

What kind of sanity God can sustain in vast emptiness? It's pretty logical that God doesn't want to remind himself about such scenario, so he created, creates and will create further deceptions to entertain himself as long as possible. Thus, it's pretty logical to conclude that this world is of Deception and for the reason that God wouldn't go insane in the void.
I do forgive him for that.

[ - ] Pasty 1 point 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 20:56:11 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like a skill issue on your end.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 15:52:43 ago (+2/-1)*

You evangelicals are so fucking gullible.
It's a zero day troll account.
They use your vocal stupidity to troll everyone else.
And everyone sees it but you...

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 17:52:21 ago (+2/-0)

No kidding. I'm a Christian, unironically hate Master_Kike and UncleJew, but uh...

That shit is a bot post.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 17:59:21 ago (+0/-0)

It's the subject matter that's telling.
But yeah, just another low effort alt.

[ - ] con77 4 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 16:53:15 ago (+4/-0)

I have. he told me to take up a sword and kill his enemies!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 17:00:18 ago (+5/-2)

Another mental toddler beguiled by jewish fairy tales.

[ - ] 1point21jiggawatts -1 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 17:49:38 ago (+1/-2)

tell us you're a faggot without telling us you're a faggot

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 18:12:55 ago (+2/-0)

You're telling me you're a faggot right now, bitchmade dick licker.

[ - ] TheAnimal 2 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 17:03:38 ago (+4/-2)

Good goy, signal your virtue to the other kike lovers. Better get circumcised and vote democratic

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 17:48:56 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 19:11:18 ago (+0/-0)

@master_foo has repented of his sins and now follows Jesus as well! He has thrown his fedora away and shaven off his neckbeard! Praise the Lord!

[ - ] NationalSocialism 0 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 20:34:12 ago (+0/-0)

What happens when you praise jesus?

[ - ] deleted -1 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 21:02:19 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 06:43:09 ago (+0/-0)

Keep the mutual christ masturbation confined to the proper subs.