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UncleDoug goes paddle boarding

submitted by mikenigger to ShitpostLitterBox 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 11:20:14 ago (+25/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/p9ytcg.mp4

did he throw up his vegemite sandwich as a peace offering?


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[ - ] observation1 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 12:51:53 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] SocksOnCats 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 12:27:40 ago (+2/-0)

That's terrifying.

There are many, many more shark attacks on humans than are reported.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 12:41:39 ago (+2/-0)

and it looks like a tiger. double bad news

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 15:08:24 ago (+0/-0)

And don't forget the presence of a turtle!

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 14:10:00 ago (+1/-0)

The most dangerous thing you can do in life is get in your car and drive

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 15:10:01 ago (+0/-0)

Better than being a school teacher in the 18-early 19 hundreds.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 16:01:10 ago (+0/-0)

Being fat is deadlier

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 15:55:46 ago (+0/-0)

I dunno, getting shot at and RPG/mortared is up there.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 16:00:56 ago (+0/-0)

The average person doesn't do that. You're statistically very much more likely to die of a car accident or from being fat

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 14:31:12 ago (+0/-0)

It didn't attack him, it attacked the boat.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 14:05:52 ago (+1/-0)

Haha wicked, had a few close calls spearo but thankfully never with a bloody Tiger Shark.

Meanwhile the tiger shark see's the silhouette of the board and thinks to itself, hmm I like turtle

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 13:59:34 ago (+1/-0)

Fuuuck that

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 18:29:33 ago (+0/-0)

FUCK.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 15:21:50 ago (+0/-0)

ProTip: Paddle boards look like turtles.