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Gravity influencer tells airlines to give free seats to ham planets

submitted by v0atmage to FatPeopleHate 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 13:37:35 ago (+14/-0)     (archive.is)

https://archive.is/n7Hqy

Let’s just keep it real: People can’t stand to see fat people happy!

Lol. The only time fat people are happy is when they are shoving mcdonalds down their gullet.


17 comments block


[ - ] Sector7 3 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 14:04:03 ago (+3/-0)

customer-of-size

Good luck to those of you who still tolerate the flying experience.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 14:13:21 ago (+2/-0)

The flying experience is perfectly fine when you fly private.

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 15:36:04 ago (+2/-0)

I loved flying when it was $25/hr.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus -1 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 23:53:09 ago (+0/-1)

gfy

[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 13:51:39 ago (+3/-0)

At some point you stop being a passenger and become cargo. Perhaps a cozy pallet would be better suited, however there is no service in the cargo bay so bring your own snacks and maybe a blanket.

[ - ] v0atmage [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 14:01:20 ago (+1/-0)

Blanket? Nah, a tarp is good enough.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 17:50:17 ago (+2/-0)

Ok so some fat fuck that is fat and doesn't work out gets free seats, but me with wide ass shoulders just has to shrug my shoulders in the entire flight, right?

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 2 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 17:05:49 ago (+2/-0)

"Gravity influencer"😆

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 14:45:46 ago (+2/-0)*

“Being forced to occupy only one seat can result in pain and vulnerability to poor treatment from fellow passengers, including hateful comments, disapproving looks, and even refusal to sit next to them,” she wrote.

I don't care how many seats you end up taking. I'm still not sitting next to your gelatinous mass.

These lardbarges are essentially demanding an entire row to themselves, because if you take up more than one seat, there's only one more left to take (narrowbody domestics are usually a 3-3 layout). If it's on a widebody with, say, a 3-4-3 layout, they'd demand the entire middle section. But if they're that wide, they're not gonna fit between the rows anyway.

Fucking butterhuffers just need to accept that they're too fucking fat to fly.

Depending on the passenger’s size, Chaney recommended that the airlines provide an extra free seat or “even two or three seats.” Should a plus-sized passenger purchase two seats independently, Chaney further demanded that the airline reimburse them through a “straightforward process that can be accessed online or through customer service.”

No. Go fuck yourself, fatty. You don't get to take up space that other customers have to pay for and get it comped to you just because you can't put down the fucking triple baconator with extra mayo. Have a heart attack and fucking die already.

[ - ] v0atmage [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 14:21:12 ago (+0/-0)

Lord Beetus take them now!!

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 18:06:02 ago (+1/-0)

Love when other people use gullet.

And they can go fuck themselves in the fupa. Nobody wants your roles spilling onto my seat.

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 16:13:55 ago (+1/-0)

Imagine if it has to shit. It CANNOT fit in an airplane bathroom, what will it do?

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 1 point 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 17:08:21 ago (+1/-0)

They regularly smuggle a load in their giant ass crack, surely you've had to smell one before.

[ - ] localsal 1 point 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 14:34:07 ago (+1/-0)

I've been waiting for these "movements" to start to demand things that now will actually cost businesses money.

Businesses have caved to all kinds of DEI demands that didn't involve costs, which set all kinds of precedents for even more demands. Now the "irresistible force" (waddling at 2kmph LOL) is now headed toward the "immovable object" - sacred investor profits - and something will have to bend.

I'm hoping for a rapid pendulum swing back to sanity, or at least an outbreak of culture wars that can cancel much of clownworld.

[ - ] v0atmage [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 14:44:32 ago (+0/-0)

In the clothing industry they already have. They demanded ogre sized clothing for human sized prices, and the sizing keeps going up. I think it's around XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL these days.

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 00:04:50 ago (+2/-0)

At some point that could become a low-cost fabric exploit.