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Florida man accused of beating shark with hammer at beach arrested, police say

submitted by Steelerfish to Florida 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 10:33:52 ago (+5/-0)     (www.fox35orlando.com)

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-accused-of-beating-shark-with-hammer-at-beach-arrested-police-say

If I saw that on the beach here on the west coast of FL, I would’ve beat that guy’s ass and so would’ve damned near any other local angler I know.
The people on the east coast, are either all from the northeast and don’t give a shit about pretty much anything down here, or they are inbred. See Daytona for examples..
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[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 15:55:29 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 23:55:22 ago (+0/-0)

I've heard of using a baseball bat but not a hammer.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 14:43:45 ago (+0/-0)

Lemon sharks are generally friendly to humans, they like getting pets on the nose. Attacking a lemon shark is like attacking a big house cat, something only assholes do.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 12:44:46 ago (+1/-1)

Yeah? Well hur hur, if I saw you beating that guy's ass, then I would've hammered you and thrown you into the surf with your beloved shark.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 11:51:47 ago (+2/-2)

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[ - ] bosunmoon 4 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 13:07:00 ago (+4/-0)

I fuck sharks.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 14:00:35 ago (+0/-0)

Every day?

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 15:50:23 ago (+1/-0)

I wish.