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[ - ] Love240 9 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 07:34:12 ago (+9/-0)

That dude is ridiculously fortunate. I kept waiting for a gun-shot to ring out.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 18:29:05 ago (+1/-0)

Yea, did he have his car running or something ?/.
Seems weird, just randomly pick his house - which coincidently also has the car unlocked.

[ - ] Love240 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 18:34:10 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, he must have had it running. Here's my guess; The would-be thief couldn't get the car to go anywhere because it was probably on "remote start" mode. You have to insert the key and press the brake to disengage in order to shift into gear or the car will shut off. So I imagine the 'youf' was a bit flustered for a second, which is what gave the owner time to get out there and nearly take the concrete temperature challenge himself, were it not for his wife.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 12:16:07 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] JoesLegHair 8 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 08:24:54 ago (+8/-0)

Wife should have had a gun.

[ - ] cb1 7 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 09:10:58 ago (+7/-0)

Man should have had a gun.

He had his jeans and tennis shoes on. Why not a gun?

[ - ] JoesLegHair 3 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 14:08:04 ago (+3/-0)

Legally speaking he wouldn't have been justified in eliminating the problem, she would have.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 23:08:08 ago (+0/-0)

It is Connecticut. Just as Liberal as NY.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 11:52:13 ago (+1/-0)

This! On the bright side, he may not have won but they didn't get his car.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 12:17:15 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] deleted -4 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 11:27:53 ago (+0/-4)

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[ - ] con77 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 11:41:55 ago (+0/-0)

If you're fighting 4 nigger thieves in your driveway you do asshole

[ - ] Peleg 6 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 08:06:23 ago (+6/-0)

Fucking jew york compost!
IT'S A JOGGER!

NO, YOU BUNCH OF jEW DEGENERATE FUCKS! IT'S ANOTHER DAMN NIGGER!

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 12:50:56 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] cb1 4 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 09:08:12 ago (+4/-0)

Probably still doesn't see color.

[ - ] con77 3 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 11:40:11 ago (+3/-0)

My Beretta Centurion with 20 round mag would have solved that problem.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 18:38:30 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah but it's Connecticut, guns not allowed

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 11:07:47 ago (+3/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy deyz wuz jess ventin dey ohpreshunz!

[ - ] rabidR04CH 3 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 09:42:34 ago (+3/-0)

It looks and sounds to me like every homeowner with a decent car has no choice but to own a gun.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 12:18:40 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Sneezy 3 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 08:24:16 ago (+3/-0)

Niggers

[ - ] Kung_Flu 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 08:43:14 ago (+2/-0)

Looks like one of those shitstains was white.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 22:47:09 ago (+0/-0)

As a former bestiality performer some of those beasts have very light skin.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 18:29:10 ago (+1/-0)

Dear black people. Raise a citizen or bury a beast. Fuck you all.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 11:09:41 ago (+1/-0)

What's the context of the video. What transpired prior where the video conveniently starts?

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 11:14:16 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 18:39:39 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah first guy he should have choked out or broken his arm immediately, then he would have been able to fight the others, he was lucky the niggers couldn't fight either

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 22:45:14 ago (+0/-0)

The footage shows a man jogging

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 18:58:02 ago (+0/-0)

That could have easily been solved with four rounds in your caliber of choice.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 16, 2023 15:56:59 ago (+0/-0)

Gosh, I just don't understand why those fine, swarthy gentlemen didn't try stealing the work van, instead?