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Budweiser bringing people together.

submitted by Gowithit to Faggots 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 17:40:14 ago (+22/-0)     (Faggots)

Husband came back from gas station and told me the funniest thing!

two guys behind him one was buying Budweiser and his buddy was making fun of him. Guy tried retorting that " based" guy was getting mountain dew. Lame.

Husband turns around and asks guy " don't tell me he's also a Browns fan?

God bless America, the guy caught the drift and answered yeah, he's a fan of those little brown holes.
As husband walked out guy called out that his friend is also a part of the bbc club.


Ahhh Budweiser. The jokes on you. Hahaha


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 19:43:06 ago (+5/-0)

I talked to a coach today and I always thought he was kinda dumb. Today he removed all doubts. He said after the game he was gonna drink a few Buds and I lol and asked if drank tranny fluid. He said "it doesn't bother me 'cause I got a pride calendar on my fridge". I immediately retorted with "No real man will ever accept trannies or homo's. Then I proceeded to tell him a joke: A cop pulls a guy over and asks him if he'd been drinking. The guys said yes, I've had 5 Budlights. The cops said whoah buddy! I just wanted to know if you'd been drinkin', not if you are gay. - The coach laughed and before he walked on I said we all need to stand together or they;re gonna erase us white folk. Hopefully I give him something to think about.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 18:54:35 ago (+2/-0)

That's a funny story, ma-am. And it's nice to hear you say something good about your old man for a change.

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 19:02:30 ago (+1/-0)

You guys get the privilege of hearing my venting.
Minding p's and q's and all that jazz.


[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 19:37:04 ago (+1/-0)

How long have you been married?

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 3 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 19:51:52 ago (+3/-0)

20 years.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 21:26:17 ago (+2/-0)

Makes sense why you need to vent here.

[ - ] GoatWarVet 0 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 01:41:40 ago (+0/-0)

Wait, so we're all just your personal emotional abuse surrogoats? Animal control will not be pleased to learn of this! Now where is that report button that doesn't do anything? Hmm, I guess it must have gotten lost in the migration. Mores the pity.

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 02:04:25 ago (+1/-0)

When it comes to him forcing me to listen to Alex Jones and reading me the headlines from the drudge report yes.







[ - ] GoatWarVet 1 point 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 02:27:00 ago (+1/-0)

Haha. Alex Jones and drudge report seems a strange combination. Didn't drudge sell out to the leftists?

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 02:57:26 ago (+1/-0)

He knows, I thinks it's just habit. He's literally my own personal conspirologist because he emails me almost the same articles from work but I never check emails. He also knows this and I think just does it out of habit?

[ - ] GoatWarVet 1 point 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 23:35:05 ago (+1/-0)

Haha, sounds about right.

'Welp, time to send her another article she won't read. Maybe one day.. "

Funny thing is that were you to start reading them and talking to him about it he'd probably stopthem nding them. Of course, the risk in that is getting twice as many emails.

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 20, 2023 09:25:53 ago (+1/-0)

That would be great. Except to him the sky is falling everyday and I cant feed into that.

Your married.. you know the rule

Only one person can go off the hinges at a time.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 23:39:00 ago (+0/-0)

She is a mexican married to a jew

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 23:50:58 ago (+1/-1)*

Puerto Ricans arent Mexicans. Youre upset I got a White guy and your going to be stuck with some poojeeta.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 yearsApr 18, 2023 09:51:33 ago (+0/-0)

That’s like saying red beans are different than black beans. They are all beans, just like you.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 18:44:29 ago (+2/-0)

I don't get it...I know BBC is a liberal marxist fuckhead news corporation out of Britain but since when did they form an actual club?

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 4 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 18:53:33 ago (+4/-0)

We are in America so anyone who watches BBC is gay.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 19:14:45 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2 yearsApr 15, 2023 18:52:31 ago (+1/-0)

Not bbc the fake news place, it's a reference to nigger dicks.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 00:41:23 ago (+0/-0)

@Peleg...didn't niggerdicks get turfed?

[ - ] Pasty 0 points 2 yearsApr 16, 2023 02:11:10 ago (+0/-0)

Same thing