The community will be outraged. Walmart should offer a Monkey Madness day to sell off the last of the stock. Chain the doors and burn it to the ground once it’s packed. They were moving anyway…
And they're advertising in the Chicago area to move to Iowa where they will be provided for. I know a guy whose wife is a teacher and the Chicagroid transfer students openly admitted to her that's why they're here. I imagine it's a lot like student enrollment, where every warm body occupying space is another chunk of federal dollars to the district (which would explain why the only time the school takes it seriously is when a student misses too much class -- the only time parents get threatened with arrest.)
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[ + ] Prairie
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A trial-run of the future FEMA camps that will be built there.
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[ + ] Master_Foo
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No! That would NEVER HAPPEN! /s
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[ + ] Fascinus
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I thought the Burger King dude sample around the minute mark was an especially nice touch.
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I know a guy whose wife is a teacher and the Chicagroid transfer students openly admitted to her that's why they're here.
I imagine it's a lot like student enrollment, where every warm body occupying space is another chunk of federal dollars to the district (which would explain why the only time the school takes it seriously is when a student misses too much class -- the only time parents get threatened with arrest.)
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[ + ] Black Crimes Matter
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