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Bud CEO is CIA

submitted by PostWallHelena to whatever 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 08:28:31 ago (+59/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Color me shocked.

Whitworth on Friday issued a statement declaring: 'We never intended to be part of a discussion that divides people...We are in the business of bringing people together over a beer.'

Yeah the innocent CIA agent billionaire is so bewildered. Give him a break guys.

His LinkedIn describes his role as: 'Specialized in the recruitment and handling of human sources with access to vital intelligence that prevented and disrupted terrorist threats.'

Heres the mail article if you want it https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11974797/Who-CEO-Anheuser-Busch-American-boss-fire-Bud-Light-owner-earns-12M-year.html


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[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 8 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 09:32:13 ago (+8/-0)

I was suspicious even before we found out this guy is a spook. Whenever a company commits brand suicide like Budweiser did here, it makes me think the whole mess was a controlled demolition psyop. An anti-publicity stunt. Anheuser-Busch didn't lose 6 billion actual dollars, just a bunch of on-paper stock value. Nothing happened to any of their breweries. There's no new competitor brand that doesn't also taste like shit. Their Clydesdales are on lockdown just to be safe. I have a feeling some backroom kikes are going to make a mint buying the dip while this stock is down.

[ - ] Flabbergaslit 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 09:47:34 ago (+1/-0)

If it's for stock manipulation, I feel like there are much easier tricks, which we see them use all the time. They could just come out with a presser showing some doom and gloom chart, or complain about interest rates and it would have as much effect on stocks. After all, the stock was down that much for a day, and now their stock is doing just fine...it's up like 40% from six months ago.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 10:04:54 ago (+2/-0)

Fair enough, perhaps the manipulation is more about getting the stock to change hands. AB is apparently a Conservative-favoring company, overwhelmingly Right wing in terms of both owners and operators. Maybe the tranny flap is meant to shift stockholder control away from Conservatives. That in turn would affect the political donations that AB makes.

[ - ] Flabbergaslit 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 10:18:03 ago (+0/-0)

Yea I could definitely see them sneaky bastards trying something like that. Bunch of grifters.

[ - ] JustALover 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 11:11:27 ago (+2/-0)

This sounds to me far more like motte and bailey: we are at 0%. they go to 100% woke, get pushback, go back to 50%. The people now accept 50% since it's far better than 100%.

And all of a sudden, they've made their brand 50% more woke, which was their goal from the start.

[ - ] Flabbergaslit 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 13:16:13 ago (+0/-0)

So if Mulvaney is 100%, then what is 50%? They've already done gay pride stuff right? Normally I would think 50% gay is still 100% destructive to the business, but perhaps not.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 12:01:17 ago (+1/-0)

@SmokeyMeadow...or maybe, just maybe, people like this clown really are as stupid as fuck...."controlled demo" or not Bud's tranny show is a retarded flop.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 13:11:54 ago (+2/-0)

I'd like to think you are right but no way could anyone be dumb enough to think budlite drinkers would like a tyranny.

It's the dumbest thing one could imagine it's so stupid if someone made it into satire 10 years ago no one would believe it because it would be to far to think it could ever be real.

This was on purpose the question is why

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 21:24:25 ago (+0/-0)

Go to any store and it is full of bud light. No one is buying their shit and they are losing money.

[ - ] Barfcock19 5 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 09:59:45 ago (+5/-0)

Literally zogbrew.

[ - ] Inward 3 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 08:48:22 ago (+3/-0)

And I have not heard one word about canning the woke marketing jew. I believe he is still CIA and being handled, himself.

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 08:55:30 ago (+2/-0)

The fact that DM is running 2 front page articles trying to rehab AB to us is telling. DM is run by a “play ball” conservatard of the same ilk. Somebody is concerned about sales. Good.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 09:48:36 ago (+2/-0)

DM?

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 09:49:22 ago (+2/-0)

Daily Mail

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 10:19:23 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you! Should have guessed by the font and article title length.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 14:28:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 19:08:58 ago (+0/-0)

Kikes don’t worry about sales.

They do . Yes they have other scams like ESG and deficit spending and charities but the economy will only stretch so far. They still have to sell beer. And they are selling quite a bit less lately.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 16, 2023 09:09:03 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 16, 2023 09:11:39 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 16, 2023 09:09:15 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 13:12:19 ago (+0/-0)

It's a she

[ - ] Inward 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 23:02:19 ago (+0/-0)

No, the CEO was in the CIA and I think he is still in their employ. I wrote poorly.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 13:08:25 ago (+2/-0)

Buck and Clay tbe guys that took over rush limbaughs slot on talk radio one of them is Cia. Multiple Cia people are in congress.

We have a problem folks

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 13:13:17 ago (+1/-0)*

So at this point I'm going to just assume that every American company is a CIA front for operations

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 12:06:11 ago (+1/-0)

its not about stock manipulation. the psyop theory is the most accurate. its called demoralization. the more demoralized you are the more eager you will be for the changes that are coming ahead.

it all looks chaotic but these are following a plan. only the higher ups are aware of the end game. runts like this guy only do it for the money. he's getting paid to demoralize you. big bucks and all

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 10:44:48 ago (+1/-0)

You left out the retarded wahmen who actually came up with the tranny ad, curious.

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 13:11:10 ago (+2/-0)

That was a literal jew. Look at all the damage jewish men do.

waaahh, those are not men, theyre jews! They dont count.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 13:17:54 ago (+1/-0)

Lies of omission are still lies. The tranny ad campaign was 100% wahmen orchestrated. https://files.catbox.moe/am9ges.MP4

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 14:12:16 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 15, 2023 09:40:21 ago (+1/-0)

That explains a lot.