Black people can't hear smoke detectors - Upgoat

Black people can't hear smoke detectors
submitted by Freespeechplease to videos 1 yearApr 14, 2023 06:31:44 ago (+50/-0) (youtu.be)
https://youtu.be/fieqU3S8I2U

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 03:48:18 ago (+0/-0)

What if it's intentional? What if the person who designs spoke detectors made it so they wouldn't hear it and wouldn't change the batteries and would thus die in fires?

[ - ] Monica 25 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 09:11:32 ago (+25/-0)

youtube comment:

I think they're immune from all the squeaking on the basketball court

[ + ] x0x7

[ - ] x0x7 3 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 09:54:47 ago (+3/-0)

Basketball Americans. It probably makes them feel like they are at a game all the time.

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 12:50:56 ago (+2/-0)

all the chimping is what he meant but was afraid to say.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1 yearApr 14, 2023 20:23:34 ago (+1/-0)

They're used to monkey squeals.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted -12 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 13:19:07 ago (+0/-12)

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[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 17:29:39 ago (+0/-0)

Awe it's cute! Much fluffy, so soft.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted -10 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 13:21:49 ago (+1/-11)

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[ + ] Neral

[ - ] Neral 4 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 14:46:11 ago (+4/-0)

Did you just...forget to change accounts?

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 15:57:12 ago (+3/-0)

Pretty common with that retard. It's getting to be a weekly occurrence.

[ + ] Freespeechplease

[ - ] Freespeechplease [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 15:06:24 ago (+1/-1)

Nah, I'm just the original poster trying to get us to use beep as a racial slur. He's a nigger kike jew for telling racists to line up and get necked.

[ + ] Neral

[ - ] Neral 3 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 15:30:11 ago (+3/-0)

Oh not you, I meant the 2hour old account lol

[ + ] Freespeechplease

[ - ] Freespeechplease [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 14:41:32 ago (+1/-1)

Go beep somewhere else

[ + ] Crackinjokes

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 1 yearApr 25, 2023 03:45:51 ago (+0/-0)

The squeaking bothers the hell out of me. I can't watch basketball on TV because of all that squeaking. This is probably true.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 10 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 06:52:48 ago (+10/-0)

Good.

[ + ] InYourFaceNancyGrace

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 4 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 10:33:35 ago (+4/-0)

Fuck no it's not good. Now you know what's coming - smoke detectors are racist. Fire is racist. We need MOAR taxpayer dollars to find out how to get niggers to be worth a fraction of a goddamn so we can save them from themselves despite their hardened commitment to being fucking worthless.

[ - ] observation1 10 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 06:41:41 ago (+10/-0)

They grow accustomed to it after deciding not to act on it. I've seen this in real life. They simply don't hear it after a while - but they heard it the first day.

[ + ] InYourFaceNancyGrace

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 3 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 10:30:15 ago (+3/-0)

Fuckin hell man I heard this all through covid with pretty much every black person I had meetings with. I had forgotten until this video and that "CHEEP" brought back some PTSD. I can think of at least three that I isolated, all black women that, whenever they'd talk, "CHEEP" would be pulsating at regular intervals in my eardrums. IIRC someone said something once like "is that a smoke detector?" and no one responded.

[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 15:19:37 ago (+2/-0)

every black person I had meetings with.

Why would you ever speak to a black person?

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 16:09:48 ago (+0/-0)

Apparently smoke detectors can chirp for years before they actually run out of batteries. Seems like a conspiracy to me.

[ + ] VarlotPsykhe

[ - ] VarlotPsykhe 0 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 21:56:00 ago (+0/-0)

It's because sometimes, a fire might start and cut the power the detector is feeding off of. The battery is there and only needs replacement every x years cause it's basically not being used -_-

INCASE of a fire and power loss, you still have a working smoke detector.

This is how you could technically say, never put a batter in ( or never replace it) and the detector will duly remind you for eternity that it's technically at danger for not working... :)

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1 yearApr 15, 2023 15:38:37 ago (+0/-0)

Smoke detectors eventually stop working, supposedly. Although I have a really old looking one that came with my house, but I sprayed it with the test smoke, as one does, and it was still working.

[ + ] Cantaloupe

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 1 yearApr 15, 2023 03:30:28 ago (+0/-0)

They're wired to house power, with a backup battery. They chirp after a ten percent voltage loss.

You could plot the voltage change over time and know how many days until replacement, from the present voltage

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 20:20:10 ago (+0/-0)

I know people like that who ignore weird sounds while driving the car, in the house. It drives me nuts. I do not want to train my brain to ignore things in the environment and become more dull.

[ - ] Hh 8 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 08:16:51 ago (+8/-0)

They hear it. Why would they spend money on a smoke detector? That's something white people do. They have to do everything opposite of the whites

[ + ] Freespeechplease

[ - ] Freespeechplease [op] 15 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 08:22:02 ago (+15/-0)

The landlord buys it. And they let the battery die

[ - ] StarylDrawberry 5 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 10:47:20 ago (+5/-0)

It's because they all live on section 8 and they aren't going to fork over $6 for a 9 volt battery.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 11:51:17 ago (+4/-0)

OMFG! Your post contains 8, 6 and 9!! That HAS to be something super meaningful in gematria or something!!

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 12:37:44 ago (+3/-0)

Holy shit! Your post contains 8, 6, and 9! That's gotta be some synchronicity!

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 12:41:52 ago (+2/-0)

THIS MEANS SOMETHING!

[ + ] DoughGoy

[ - ] DoughGoy 0 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 20:26:57 ago (+0/-0)

I remember from my blulepill days a black song that said "8 6 9, damn she fine". That's all I can remember from that lyrical masterpiece.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 20:21:16 ago (+0/-0)

Sonny, in my day you could buy dry cell 9V batteries for less than a dollar. You have to look around these days to get them. They last just as long because the drain is so low for a smoke detector.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 4 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 11:20:37 ago (+4/-0)

Stupid niggers can hear it, but probably don't know what it means or how to fix it.

[ - ] WanderingToast 4 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 07:51:08 ago (+4/-0)

Mine are hard wired into the mains - no fannying around with batteries

[ + ] germ22

[ - ] germ22 9 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 08:23:44 ago (+9/-0)

They probably still have batteries as backup. Mine will still chirp when the backup batteries runs low. Takes about two years.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 16:12:54 ago (+0/-0)

Which makes you wonder why they couldn't just have a lithium ion battery that is charged to 80% as needed, let go to 50% whatever to maximize the battery life. Seems like you'd get a while that way.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 20:21:55 ago (+2/-0)

have a lithium ion battery

When your smoke detector is the cause of the fire.

[ + ] FuckYallImGoingHome

[ - ] FuckYallImGoingHome 1 point 1 yearApr 14, 2023 23:41:38 ago (+1/-0)

Lol

[ + ] Freespeechplease

[ - ] Freespeechplease [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 15, 2023 19:34:49 ago (+0/-0)

Hahaha

[ + ] germ22

[ - ] germ22 0 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 18:02:44 ago (+0/-0)

I've seen some a the store advertising 10 year worry free live of the device. Wonder if they have something like that built in.

[ + ] WanderingToast

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 1 yearApr 15, 2023 07:47:24 ago (+0/-0)

Nope, no where to put batteries.
Just a small sticker that says "replace unit by July 2030"...it was installed about 5-7 years ago.

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 9 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 09:51:02 ago (+9/-0)

They only chirp because of a low battery, even wired. You obviously are a nigger and can't hear the chirp.

[ + ] WanderingToast

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 1 yearApr 15, 2023 07:45:36 ago (+1/-0)

If you own a smoke alarm designed by people too retarded to use a rechargeable battery with trickle charge chip on a device that's going to be plugged into the mains...

Then I can only deduct that the primary issue for you when purchasing was price.

Was the one without integrated charging circuit 3 shekles cheaper?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 1 yearApr 15, 2023 04:12:29 ago (+1/-0)

Chicken Bleachers
Breakfast Havers
and now Firm Alarm Ignorers

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 2 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 12:17:30 ago (+2/-0)

This is hilariously true. I used to do a job that unfortunately took me into a lot of nig dens. It doesn't matter if they're rich or poor. They don't hear that chirp. I didn't realize there was science behind this, I thought they were all just lazy. Change the sound to a White man's voice saying "nigger" with a comically enunciated R. That's bound to get their attention.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 14:24:27 ago (+3/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/z9vqxu.mp4

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 12:36:50 ago (+0/-0)

Change the sound to a White man's voice saying "nigger" with a comically enunciated R. That's bound to get their attention.

N-I-doubleGUH-ERRR, that spells NIGGER!

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 10:57:35 ago (+2/-0)

If you scream and screech all the time not even 120dB will be able to do shit.

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 09:23:07 ago (+2/-0)

Didn't you know that smoke detectors are racist?

[ + ] Inward