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What is the most important quality you look for in a partner?

submitted by HelenHighwater to whatever 1 yearApr 13, 2023 12:58:38 ago (+2/-1)     (whatever)

Obviously it isn't limited to one trait; however, what is at the top of your list?


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[ - ] deleted 0 points 11 monthsJun 6, 2023 15:52:22 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HelenHighwater [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2023 12:46:28 ago (+0/-0)

I think you forget that there might be females browsing this board.

[ - ] con77 0 points 11 monthsJun 6, 2023 15:28:16 ago (+0/-0)

competent with firearms

[ - ] Cantaloupe 5 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 13:07:03 ago (+5/-0)

STD free,
slow runner
deficient at knot untying

/jk

[ - ] HelenHighwater [op] 1 point 1 yearApr 13, 2023 13:11:46 ago (+1/-0)

nice! Also must own a bar.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 17:11:53 ago (+0/-0)

Does the height matter?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 14:39:09 ago (+3/-1)

Where is “peppers speech liberally with the word nigger”?

[ - ] Reawakened 2 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 13:19:49 ago (+2/-0)

A pussy.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 13:06:14 ago (+4/-2)

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[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 13:02:19 ago (+2/-0)

None of those?

Has to be funny. And usually its the most popular guy in the room.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 17:12:58 ago (+0/-0)

Wait, that douche?

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 yearApr 13, 2023 17:46:19 ago (+1/-0)

https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/168882f0-0bc0-492a-9193-a8c0a231fcaf

mentality. I know it's vain but Im fine with it.

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 1 point 1 yearApr 13, 2023 21:27:54 ago (+1/-0)

Values.

Pick a spouse who will agree with you in very difficult values issues.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 1 yearApr 13, 2023 17:10:33 ago (+1/-0)

What kind of sexual relationship would you have with a person who physically repels you? (which is the case if you don't find them physically attractive)

Take any of the other four and say: "[Trait], but ewwwwww."

Insatiable Sexual Appetite, but I wouldn't watch a sex tape of this person...

Mentally Challenging, but voice calls only please.

Virginal Purity, and it's going to stay that way.

Fabulously Wealthy, and maybe I should put out my eyes.

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 1 yearApr 13, 2023 16:01:51 ago (+1/-0)

Someone who can demonstrate actual affection for me.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearApr 14, 2023 15:16:44 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Conspirologist 1 point 1 yearApr 13, 2023 14:05:57 ago (+1/-0)

If she's not virgin, I don't give a fuck, literally.

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 17:17:59 ago (+2/-0)

And the conundrum is, if you do, then she's not.

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 1 point 1 yearApr 13, 2023 13:56:32 ago (+1/-0)

grandmother aged women dying the grey out of her hair while tricking me into thinking we will have kids “someday”

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 0 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 17:55:53 ago (+0/-0)

Mentally challenging. I don't want to live with an idiot.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 16:20:17 ago (+0/-0)

She must be a professional ballerina or figure skater, no tatts, with a trust fund. I'm open to the rest.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 15:43:37 ago (+0/-0)

A pulse , and preferably a mute

[ - ] Bufordxl 0 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 14:45:34 ago (+0/-0)

36D

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 17:16:00 ago (+2/-0)

Infinitely more issues than you'd have with 2D or 3D.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 13:57:46 ago (+0/-0)

vagina

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 1 yearApr 13, 2023 17:21:13 ago (+1/-0)

You may want to tighten up your standards, as that african guy with the machete in the other hand currently qualifies.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 17:43:52 ago (+2/-0)

Kozel? Standards? Please. Frankly I'm shocked he even said vagina.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 17:24:21 ago (+0/-0)

my standards dont include being a faggot

i have no interest in woman without a vagina

maybe you do

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1 yearApr 13, 2023 13:02:47 ago (+2/-3)

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