New scheme to "stop climate change": Grow useless crops while occupying perfectly good farmland, bury the crops with bulldozers, and salt the earth till nothing grows. - Upgoat

New scheme to "stop climate change": Grow useless crops while occupying perfectly good farmland, bury the crops with bulldozers, and salt the earth till nothing grows.
submitted by prototype to TellUpgoat 1 yearApr 12, 2023 07:35:53 ago (+30/-1) (phys.org)
https://phys.org/news/2023-04-salting-biomass-crops-dry-landfills.html

This is legit their plan for 'carbon capture'.

[ - ] beece 8 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 08:30:44 ago (+8/-0)*

Hmmm, shall we play "Guess The Race?" What kind of name is "Eli Yablonovitch"? (Lead author of this stupid bullshit to start a Holodomor part 2 and starve us out)

The world would be further ahead and it would be much easier to implement if we'd simply exercise common sense and bury Eli Yablonovitch's retarded body/carbon mass. Deep.

[ + ] Leveraction

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 09:19:44 ago (+2/-0)

Train station

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 12:56:19 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 6 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 08:34:26 ago (+6/-0)

Can we water the plants with Brawndo instead?

[ + ] germ22

[ - ] germ22 2 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 08:47:53 ago (+2/-0)

it's got electrolytes.

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 1 yearApr 12, 2023 14:16:57 ago (+1/-0)

Better than toilet water, that's for sure

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 10:07:47 ago (+0/-1)

Eeet wut plaintz dun been cravin!

[ - ] deleted 6 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 08:23:53 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] goatfugee12 2 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 08:39:31 ago (+2/-0)

Wait I'm lost, according to them C02 is bad... so plants, which turn C02 into 02 thereby eliminating some C02, are bad now?

[ + ] usedoilanalysis

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 2 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 09:52:02 ago (+2/-0)

These brainlets think that growing plants, which requires energy is a way to get rid of CO2 because then you can just kill the plants that hold the CO2. These are our best and brightest, the masters of mathematics, a solid and concrete thing that exists as numbers in your head.

[ + ] Hobama

[ - ] Hobama 2 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 20:13:06 ago (+2/-0)

If you do the math Im sure tilling, sowing, watering, harvesting, burying, and salting would all take so much fuel and labor that the net carbon saving would be negative. This guy is a fucking retard who needs to be salted and buried.

[ + ] Aze

[ - ] Aze 0 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 18:23:27 ago (+0/-0)

Don't kid yourself into thinking they are just this dumb. Their target audience maybe.. but the people coming up with this shit are ruthlessly evil and smart about it. They will destroy us with our own hands if we let them.

It is crushingly clear what they are really trying to do once you understand what 5th gen warfare is. Sad part is the jew now has so much influence that shit like this WILL be implemented someplace, the question is just now much.

We are under attack from every angle.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1 yearApr 12, 2023 08:15:11 ago (+1/-0)

They could bury some other things that cause far more carbon emissions... in Minecraft.

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1 yearApr 12, 2023 08:18:20 ago (+1/-0)

The dots make it illegal

[ - ] Aze 0 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 18:18:55 ago (+0/-0)

Its getting mighty obvious what they are doing, isn't now.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 17:24:42 ago (+0/-0)

Afterwards the elite will flaunt their cakes and fruits while touting that only because of the masses these frivolities exist- be thankful for your blessings given by them.

[ - ] zr855 0 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 13:06:08 ago (+0/-0)

This is crazy! thanks

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 10:07:08 ago (+0/-0)

Electrolytes iz wut plaintz dun crayvz!

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 10:00:16 ago (+0/-0)

Really not a bad idea. Too much food is produced so much in fact that we send it to the spics and niggers. Immediately reduce agricultural production and let all the non whites starve. If they can't sustain themselves then they never deserved to be alive

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 14:19:22 ago (+0/-0)

The plan is most likely to starve us. There is already infrastructure in place to keep niggers fed for free.

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 14:28:21 ago (+0/-0)

No I don't think so. Starving people revolt. They want us well fed and comfortable just as we are now so that we do nothing. Limiting supply so they can make more money is something I can see happening

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 14:48:03 ago (+0/-0)

History has examples of both. Holodomor seems to have been a successful mass murder.

You could be right though. Hard to tell.

[ + ] Aze

[ - ] Aze 0 points 1 yearApr 12, 2023 18:25:44 ago (+0/-0)

Starving peasants make bad revolutionaries. Also they are thinking long term here, I'm sure the areas the jew grows his food on will be perfectly healthy, but anyone else will have a hell of a time being food independent.

This is a weapon, plain and simple.

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