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Do not touch the King's Life Guard

submitted by dulcima to ThotPatrol 2 yearsApr 9, 2023 08:48:10 ago (+27/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/ltmtpw.mp4



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[ - ] 15MAR 11 points 2 yearsApr 9, 2023 08:56:41 ago (+11/-0)

Many people still think that the guards are just a tourist attraction, as silly as it is. It's what happens when people are raised on hollywood and have no sense of historical traditions.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2 yearsApr 10, 2023 00:36:37 ago (+2/-0)

Perhaps it would help if the guards didn't look like they fell out of a Disney movie. Guys in balaclavas carrying SMGs usually get space.

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 2 yearsApr 10, 2023 01:05:45 ago (+0/-0)

Both of you have made good points.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2 yearsApr 10, 2023 01:07:28 ago (+0/-0)

I also argue when these guys started wearing this costume, it was a tough guy look. Why fail to update?

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 2 yearsApr 10, 2023 01:12:10 ago (+0/-0)

It's true when I think about it they could still mix in the colors and decorations just with modern gear. They do look like Disney characters, that's funny and true.

[ - ] SloppyJalopy 3 points 2 yearsApr 9, 2023 10:57:13 ago (+3/-0)

When I went to the tower of London they would shout, "Make way for the Queen's guard!!", then push your ass down if you got into their path.
Many of them also had modern rifles with bayonnettes fixed.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2 yearsApr 9, 2023 18:27:31 ago (+0/-0)

There is a video of them running a nigglet over

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 3 points 2 yearsApr 9, 2023 11:44:44 ago (+3/-0)

I wonder if he would've reacted the same way if it was a muzzie bitch instead.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 2 yearsApr 9, 2023 13:43:16 ago (+0/-0)

If that were the case, why would she want a picture with old oppressive whitey?

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 2 points 2 yearsApr 9, 2023 18:23:39 ago (+2/-0)

Same reason for why they're hosting prayers in oppressive whitey's churches. It's a show of domination.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 2 yearsApr 9, 2023 21:27:34 ago (+0/-0)

Do any actual churches really host muzzie prayers? And "Universalists" don't count. They're always embracing something retarded.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2 yearsApr 10, 2023 00:59:27 ago (+0/-0)

Dreaming about the BWC

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 0 points 2 yearsApr 9, 2023 16:18:08 ago (+0/-0)

It's not Disney you dumb cunt.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2 yearsApr 10, 2023 00:35:28 ago (+0/-0)

Did she touch him tho? I didn't see it.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 10, 2023 01:01:37 ago (+0/-0)

She certainly put her arm around his back - may even have touched his bum.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2 yearsApr 10, 2023 01:02:08 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, that makes sense.

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 2 yearsApr 10, 2023 04:00:26 ago (+0/-0)

you can just tell she went and cried for the rest of the day