The front page went from 2861 lines of code down to 1200 - Upgoat

The front page went from 2861 lines of code down to 1200
submitted by system to TalkDev 1 yearApr 8, 2023 04:12:07 ago (+54/-0) (TalkDev)

Things should be faster and smoother on the main page. Lots of code changes so there could be problems. Let me know of any you come across. Need to go through the other pages and do the same. Thanks to Conspirologist for reporting the few apparent ones that popped up.

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[ - ] Master_Foo 10 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 04:18:49 ago (+11/-1)

Next feature, When an IP address from Israel makes a post, Zyklon B gets sprayed out of the floppy drive on his computer!

[ + ] NukeAmerica

[ - ] NukeAmerica 5 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 05:36:46 ago (+5/-0)

There goes half the website!

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 08:16:47 ago (+2/-0)

There goes my bayyyyyy-behhhhhhh, there goes my heart...

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 11:16:06 ago (+0/-1)

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[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 10:24:27 ago (+0/-0)

WAIT! No! for reasons..........shit, fuck, damn!

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 11:14:42 ago (+0/-1)

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[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 1 yearApr 8, 2023 11:45:38 ago (+1/-0)

More floppies are used daily for data than CDR.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1 yearApr 8, 2023 16:33:00 ago (+1/-0)

CDRs hold more, but they are much harder to use.

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1 yearApr 8, 2023 17:11:12 ago (+1/-0)

Old industrial equipment.

I use them for old SNES copiers, but the SD2SNES flash cart and FPGA-based consoles have finally made said copiers obsolete for everything except ROM dumps/save data transfer.

A friend of mine still uses them for his older keyboards/synths.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 07:23:42 ago (+3/-0)

Good work tossing out the junk...things are a lot quicker this morning.

[ + ] system

[ - ] system [op] 2 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 07:52:45 ago (+2/-0)

It wasn't all junk but a good chunk. Some of it was moved to other scripts, like the queries which displays posts. That's over 1,000 lines alone.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 07:57:07 ago (+0/-0)

Was the post query the main reason we were running into the 522 errors recently?

[ + ] system

[ - ] system [op] 3 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 08:07:17 ago (+3/-0)

I think the size of the database coupled with crawlers was causing something somewhere to time out. I put in a rate limit so this shouldn't happen.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 08:51:46 ago (+2/-0)

10: PRINT: “MY DICK BIG”
20: GOTO 10
RUN

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica 4 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 09:00:44 ago (+4/-0)

Synfats Error: No BIG DICK found.
Goto GYM
also RUN

But make some more irl videos. We like those.

[ + ] v0atmage

[ - ] v0atmage 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 15:45:38 ago (+0/-0)

basic is the programming language of flat earthers and Q tards.

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 15:50:01 ago (+0/-0)

BASICALLY MY DICK BIG THO

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 06:25:43 ago (+2/-0)

My comments in my profile page now show line break tags. They don't show up in the thread itself just in my profile page. This wasn't like this last night. You sorta broke something.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 07:22:08 ago (+2/-0)

Specifically '<br /> <br />' instead of a new paragraph.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 07:43:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] SignedUp 2 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 05:02:14 ago (+2/-0)

Now we truly are The Front Page Of The Internet™!

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 08:59:53 ago (+3/-0)

It's better than poal.
poal is the front Hole of the internet!

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1 yearApr 8, 2023 04:14:36 ago (+1/-0)

Pen testing your site isn't suspicious in the slightest.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 04:59:12 ago (+0/-0)

How does that make you feel?

[ + ] system

[ - ] system [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 06:07:36 ago (+0/-0)

Good.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 13:34:23 ago (+0/-0)

Did you remove all the comment lines that documented the code?

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 11:41:40 ago (+0/-0)

Congrats. That couldn't had not been easy.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 11:02:31 ago (+0/-0)

Nice

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 08:51:41 ago (+0/-0)

Dude, why would you take away my ability to submit an empty poll? That's harsh, man...

[ - ] Conspirologist 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 08:37:26 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe it's just suggestion, but your site looks faster right now.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 05:36:16 ago (+0/-0)

@system your other post you made about what should be improved, i forgot to tell you that it would be amazing if we could post multiple pictures in one post. Lot of good memes and such can't be posted here because they only work with 2 separate pics or more.

[ + ] system

[ - ] system [op] 1 point 1 yearApr 8, 2023 06:05:56 ago (+1/-0)

Multi-picture memes? I don't know if I can handle that.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1 yearApr 8, 2023 08:03:32 ago (+0/-0)

Should be able to use an array, unless the issue is changing the "Create A Post" text field for the link to share.

Maybe an "add another" button to add additional text fields?

Probably a pain in the ass reguardless.

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The front page went from 2861 lines of code down to 1200 submitted by system to TalkDev 1 yearApr 8, 2023 04:12:07 ago (+54/-0) (TalkDev)

The front page went from 2861 lines of code down to 1200
submitted by system to TalkDev 1 yearApr 8, 2023 04:12:07 ago (+54/-0) (TalkDev)