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Don't leave out your cow

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 18:39:03 ago (+8/-0)     (www.wnd.com)

https://www.wnd.com/2023/04/jogger-attacked-cow-owner-face-charges/



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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 20:29:32 ago (+2/-0)

I find it peculiar the article calls it a cow and doesn't mention it's a fuckin'bull till the last sentence.
A cow is the most peaceful cunt in the forest.
A bull is the meanest motherfucker in the backwoods.
Big difference

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 9, 2023 12:37:20 ago (+0/-0)

'male bovine', lol, cops are idiots

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 18:48:15 ago (+2/-0)

Dumb bitch didn't like his April fools prank I guess.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 22:13:07 ago (+0/-0)

If you leave out your cow it keeps joggers away?

[ - ] WillisJaxson 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 19:56:51 ago (+0/-0)

Cow, pig and I out for a jog, lol! That idea of hers for a instashit post didn't quite work out.

[ - ] Questionable_2 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 19:44:22 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like bullshit to me

[ - ] Cantaloupe [op] 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 20:16:09 ago (+2/-0)

Cows will kick you ass.

https://www.thebmc.co.uk/Taking-care-around-cows

It's still kind of absurd though

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 19:32:10 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] texasblood -1 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 18:53:18 ago (+0/-1)

Fuck'em
Everything is a fucking CRIME now🖕