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What phone should I get?
submitted by VitaminSieg to AskUpgoat 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 15:40:07 ago (+5/-0) (AskUpgoat)

My blackberry is unusable now. I hate iphones. Samsung is almost as gay. I have no plan, just pay-as-you-go. What’s my next phone?
Thanks for any advice, niggerfaggots.

Edit: I’m thinking Blackview. Anyone know anything about them? Are they Russian?

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[ - ] BoozyB 5 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 15:47:39 ago (+5/-0)

I have a Moto G8. Had a couple g7 models before that. Inexpensive, sturdy, amazing battery life, and they can be rooted. The G8 camera is pretty good, better than the g7.

[ - ] VicariousJambi 5 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 15:42:21 ago (+5/-0)

I was always an android user and decided to give apple a try for my most recent phone.

I fucking hate it. Whatever you do dont get a fucking iphone.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 16:53:39 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] ghetto_shitlord

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord -2 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 16:51:20 ago (+0/-2)

why?

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 16:54:10 ago (+8/-0)

iphones turn you gay. Or gayer.

[ + ] ghetto_shitlord

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord -4 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 17:16:56 ago (+2/-6)

I've never heard of a tech product doing that. If you can't give any reasoning why just keep your fucking mouth shut. I asked a serious question and got a troll answer.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 9 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 17:21:11 ago (+9/-0)

I see you have used iphones extensively.

[ + ] VicariousJambi

[ - ] VicariousJambi 4 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 18:07:37 ago (+4/-0)

lol

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 17:41:34 ago (+1/-1)

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[ + ] VicariousJambi

[ - ] VicariousJambi 3 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 17:15:47 ago (+3/-0)

less functionality, less customization, cant install random apps.

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[ - ] deleted -2 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 17:43:01 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] deleted -2 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 17:40:35 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 18:38:36 ago (+2/-0)

This might be an option..
https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/that-space-engineer-is-now-selling-her-cell-phone-with-a-rotary-dial-system-and-it-has-got-4g

[ - ] 1point21jiggawatts 2 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 16:59:17 ago (+2/-0)

Get a phone with Graphene OS (De-googlefied Android)

It's like using Chromium instead of Chrome.

https://grapheneos.org/

Which devices are recommended?

We strongly recommend only purchasing one of the following devices for GrapheneOS due to better security and a minimum 5 year guarantee from launch for full security updates and other improvements:

Pixel 7 Pro
Pixel 7
Pixel 6a
Pixel 6 Pro
Pixel 6

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 16:12:53 ago (+2/-0)

The one made of Jews.

[ + ] VitaminSieg

[ - ] VitaminSieg [op] 6 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 16:32:04 ago (+6/-0)

Every phone has a little jew inside, watching, listening…

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 2 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 16:00:40 ago (+2/-0)

all phones are gay, so move beyond that question. I suggest Chinese phones like xiomi.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 20:07:21 ago (+1/-0)

I've had Samsung Galaxy phones for the last decade. Only smartphone brand I've had. It's easier to use than my wife's iPhone.

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 23:52:21 ago (+0/-0)

Pixel. They get updates for years. Other phones stop getting updates, then Google takes down apps in their Play store for supporting old phones and the old phones can not run the current apps anymore.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 20:09:39 ago (+0/-0)

Get a Moto Stylus, but don't get the 5G version. You can still get the 4G version and it's pretty damn sweet. Doesn't have NFT or whatever the fuck it is, either.

[ + ] VitaminSieg

[ - ] VitaminSieg [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 9, 2023 12:45:45 ago (+0/-0)

NFC? I like NFC.

[ - ] beece 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 18:41:40 ago (+0/-0)

What's your budget and what features are most important to you?

[ + ] VitaminSieg

[ - ] VitaminSieg [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 9, 2023 12:47:10 ago (+0/-0)

I have no money and i want a keyboard, but nobody makes one anymore.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 16:53:00 ago (+0/-0)

You should get one of these

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2023 18:33:25 ago (+1/-0)