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Best kike holocaust stories

submitted by big_fat_dangus to HebraicHijinksandSheenyShenanigans 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 11:55:11 ago (+21/-1)     (HebraicHijinksandSheenyShenanigans)



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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 18 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 12:32:23 ago (+18/-0)

Surviving death camps by falling out of your dead mother's womb and crawling out of the wooden doors of the gas chamber. Several times.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 4 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 15:26:23 ago (+4/-0)

Jews sure do have fucked up imaginations.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 13 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 12:33:08 ago (+13/-0)

oh cmon skeet shooting babies is by far the best and my favorite.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 19:39:05 ago (+0/-0)

I almost gave it to that one but the holocoaster just sounds like too much fun.

[ - ] zongongo 11 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 12:16:10 ago (+11/-0)

Diamonds in the fecal matter.
Shrunken heads.
Soap, no one would use.
Wooden doors.
6 gorillion.
Rolling gas chambers (repurposed trucks).

[ - ] dulcima 11 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 13:13:05 ago (+11/-0)

Best one has to be why, in 2023, there are so many holocaust survivors running around - and the numbers increase with the passing years.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 17:43:32 ago (+2/-0)

nailed it

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 7 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 12:58:24 ago (+7/-0)

Hmm, so many good choices, but you forgot the soap one. Imagine a people who hate the filthy vermin kikes so much that they are genocinding them, and then would make soap out of those same dirty vermin to cleanse themselves?

That is like a Muzzie making soap out of pig lard. Hmm, I guess that is why Muzzies are so filthy.
https://www.themadoptimist.com/blog/2020/05/12/halal-soap

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 7 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 12:20:38 ago (+7/-0)

Noseberg Shekelman needs to come by and tell us the stories of his escape.

[ - ] deleted 7 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 12:41:06 ago (+8/-1)

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[ - ] Reawakened 3 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 15:59:37 ago (+3/-0)

That was disturbingly good. Now I have to go take a shower and shave my tongue. :shudder:

[ - ] MaryXmas 5 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 14:23:50 ago (+5/-0)

I don't know about the breast purses. But now I want one!

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 4 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 14:41:59 ago (+4/-0)

Duck farms between camps to drown out screams

How have I not heard of this one before?

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 13:56:42 ago (+3/-0)

Hard t choose between the Tom & Jerry shotgun and the holocoaster.

It's OK though Israel's over.

[ - ] Merlynn 3 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 15:41:16 ago (+3/-0)

I think the "morturbation" machine was my favorite. First off,it's just such a ridiculous way to kill someone. I mean,you're trying to kill this person with masturbation of all things. How many orgasms would it take to kill someone? And you're going to sit there and watch this creepy jew get jerked off til it happens?

And there's so many problems. First of which is there's only so much stimulation the genitals can take before they just stop working. I guess the concept of "pushing rope" wasn't invented back then. Not to mention how you're going to avoid a hell of an indian burn from all that jerking.

And who would put funding behind this project? "Yeah,the war effort's get us all strapped for cash,but this masturbation machine sounds like a great idea!" It just falls apart on so many levels,I love it.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 12:38:50 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] Spaceman84 5 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 13:04:41 ago (+5/-0)

I actually believe kikes would hide diamonds in their shit and clean them off and swallow them every day.

https://youtu.be/EeEHvfClelg?t=182

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 15:59:05 ago (+2/-0)

IT FELT LIKE I WAS THERE

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 17:17:21 ago (+2/-0)

I Know it sounds impossible, but it Happened! LOL!!!!!!!

[ - ] con77 2 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 17:45:13 ago (+2/-0)

you forgot the bear and the eagle

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 17:30:20 ago (+1/-0)

I've been thinking about it y'all. I think we could make the holocoster of death And the Tom and Jerry shotguns? Maybe even some of the others.

These disgusting creatures have been lying about it so long. If they want it that badly then we should Give it to them!
For the shotgun you use 2 "guns". When they push the barrel of the one in the hole it triggers the other one to stick out a hole above. When they pull the trigger of the one they have it "shoots" another trigger that fires the one pointed at them.

The coster could be attached to the rails. Instead of hitting a wall it simply turns upside down, dumping all riders down into a "fiery furnace" below.
The car then returns to the starting point, upside-down, where it flips back upright ready for the next group.
They have cried about it all these years so their dreams should be made true!

[ - ] con77 1 point 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 17:42:54 ago (+1/-0)

the TV commercial asking for money to help feed holocaust survivors in israel.
every time I see it I call and give them shit

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2023 15:57:36 ago (+0/-0)

You forgot The Soap. That truly is my favorite, I love the idea of showering with dead jew goo. Or, I just love the idea of dead jews, idk?

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2023 02:24:34 ago (+0/-0)

I came here to vote "Bear and Eagle in a cage"