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The moneymancer

submitted by UncleDoug to ThotPatrol 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 06:09:24 ago (+59/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/kn4sbz.jpg

Like a candle in the wind.


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[ - ] Monica 9 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 08:04:53 ago (+10/-1)

I looked it up on etsy. People are really selling spells on there.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 4 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 09:03:13 ago (+4/-0)

Etsy used to be kinda cute. Now it's like CraigsList

[ - ] NukeAmerica 4 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 14:40:11 ago (+4/-0)

Lmao the fucking reviews from retards saying they actually worked.

[ - ] TrueDud 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 11:20:48 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] PORTforceOne 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 11:38:20 ago (+2/-0)

Schizo

[ - ] UndercoverGoyim 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 11:41:52 ago (+2/-0)

Character limit when

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 5 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 13:48:58 ago (+5/-0)

Hahahahaha! That’s ingenious! This has to be from the mind of a Jew! Connive? Check. Deliver substandard product? Check. Prey on the neuroses of women that your people created? Check.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 17:07:13 ago (+1/-0)

It HAS to be jew. Guaranteed.

[ - ] Nasturtium 4 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 10:01:02 ago (+4/-0)

That's exactly what the Jews do...

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 4 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 08:49:09 ago (+4/-0)

Fucking genius

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 14:22:23 ago (+2/-0)

My very first thought. Got me to thinking of offering "counter-spells" for those who think they might be under attack.
Because think about it. If I sell you a "spell" and nothing happens, then the "spell" failed.
But if I sell a "counter-spell" and nothing happens...

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 8, 2023 09:27:03 ago (+1/-0)

So either it's real and you're giving someone under actual attack by demons a false sense of security or it's fake and you're preying on the mentally ill?

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 9, 2023 22:27:09 ago (+1/-0)

Stupidity isn't a "mental illness".

"So either it's real and you're giving someone under actual attack by demons..."

Thank you for providing a nearly perfect example.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 08:47:55 ago (+0/-0)

How very fedorific of you.

[ - ] 2017Fallout 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 8, 2023 17:13:08 ago (+1/-0)

This is nice

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 12:34:09 ago (+3/-0)

Wrong but funny.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 13:14:56 ago (+2/-0)

Caveat emptor.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 10:30:26 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 09:57:40 ago (+1/-0)

This sounds like an amazingly good way to get cursed.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 13:14:06 ago (+0/-0)*

Good thing curses are fake phony gay bullshit.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 09:37:30 ago (+1/-0)

Women and witchcraft, smell shit has been up like none other before. Almost all women are into this shit.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 10:01:05 ago (+0/-0)

It's holistic bigot!

[ - ] Clubberlang -4 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2023 10:00:26 ago (+0/-4)

Munnymancer need be get shovel stick end broke in ass.