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Here I am again, covered in my own blood and making a damn mess.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 15:44:00 ago (+12/-1)     (whatever)

Busted my big toe open moving shit barefoot. Again. Fuck this fucking thing won't stop bleeding.


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[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 19:39:40 ago (+0/-0)

Dropped a five pound Olympic plate vertically on my foot a couple days ago. Barefoot as well.

Hope duct tape and a washcloth worked for you!

[ - ] Fuzzybob13 0 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 19:59:00 ago (+0/-0)

Should keep a styptic pencil on hand burns like hell but stops bleeding

[ - ] sguevar 0 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 08:57:37 ago (+0/-0)

Not to kick you when you are down but there is a saying here in Costa Rica: The lazy and the petty take the same path twice.

I didn't take a shovel yesterday to take out some really rooted weed on my cherry tomatoes and used only my hands. With the strength I exercised I hit my elbow with the concrete fence's column. So had to take the shovel and start again.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 16:18:27 ago (+1/-0)

Vice-grip will work

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 19:23:22 ago (+1/-0)

Periods must be a drag!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 05:27:51 ago (+0/-0)

Semicolons, too!

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 05:34:51 ago (+1/-0)

disgusting comment!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 05:39:50 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks!

[ - ] chrimony 2 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 16:43:52 ago (+2/-0)

It'll stop eventually. Probably.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 16:44:40 ago (+2/-0)

Have you ever pooped your pants?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 4 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 17:18:45 ago (+4/-0)

Yes?

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 17:27:24 ago (+3/-0)

Have you ever pooped in someone else's pants?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 01:43:52 ago (+1/-0)

Just once. I drank too much soda and my stomach got full. https://youtu.be/BqoI9eqiyRo

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 18:33:36 ago (+2/-0)

one time I went to pick up my prom date and went into the bathroom to take a piss and zipped my cock up in my zipper. It was terrible. I am a bleeder!

[ - ] VicariousJambi 3 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 15:57:44 ago (+3/-0)

skill issue

[ - ] zongongo 4 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 15:45:32 ago (+4/-0)

Paper towel and duct tape 👍🏻

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 15:52:03 ago (+3/-0)

That's what I did! Be god damned if it didn't soak right fuckin through

[ - ] SecretHitler 5 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 16:14:24 ago (+5/-0)

You didn't use enough duct tape

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 17:22:09 ago (+2/-0)

Probably right.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 15:49:56 ago (+4/-0)

Better cauterize it with fire!

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 15:47:08 ago (+5/-0)*

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[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 19:25:33 ago (+0/-1)

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 19:30:34 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 19:46:55 ago (+1/-1)

Oh dear! Well...I apologise @BushChuck if this was the tape you had in mind. Only you will know, you f..king Canadian red-neck!

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 5 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 17:19:49 ago (+5/-0)

A man should go out of the world the same way he came into it: naked, screaming, and covered in blood.

[ - ] sguevar 0 points 2 yearsApr 7, 2023 08:58:08 ago (+0/-0)

This cracked me up, good to see you.

[ - ] Reawakened 7 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 15:48:12 ago (+7/-0)

Shoes are a thing for a reason.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 15:50:25 ago (+4/-0)

He is a savage primitive.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 5 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 17:23:37 ago (+5/-0)

Die with your feet bare.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 8 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 16:00:32 ago (+8/-0)

If you aren't covered in your own blood occasionally you aren't living.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 3 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 17:48:02 ago (+3/-0)

What if you're enbloodied but you don't know how it happened? That happens to me frequently. I'll find bloody cuts/wounds on my body with no clue how they happened. Weirder still, they don't hurt until I notice them, and I usually notice them by finding fresh or recently dried blood on my skin, clothes or bedding.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 19:45:27 ago (+2/-0)

Fun story...cut my finger on a table saw. After getting more than 20 stitches, I lost touch sensitivity. Every so often the numb portion will be cut (sometimes badly) and I'd only notice when either I find a trail of bloody dots or an adjacent finger becomes sticky.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 17:59:08 ago (+1/-0)

Certain jobs can do that. IDK what you work though. You could also be a serial somnambulist murderer or something.