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Well, a friend of mine made the national news

submitted by deleted to whatever 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 17:05:14 ago (+52/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 38 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 17:24:15 ago (+38/-0)

I wouldn't convict anyone who shot an internet prankbro.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 14 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 18:13:56 ago (+14/-0)

I wouldn't either. I never really liked those "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO" faggots so I'm glad this particular cocksucker got what he deserved. The prankster lived so maybe now he'll think a little harder of what kinds of pranks to pull off in the future and who to prank, lest he eat a bullet again. Fucking moron.

And here's hoping Alan doesn't get punished, or if he does, it's a light sentence.

[ - ] Bigdeal 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 21:35:29 ago (+2/-0)

Sadly, it sounds like the prankster is going to return to pranking after he gets out of the hospital, and poor Alan has been charged with aggravated malicious wounding, shooting in the commission of a felony, and discharging a firearm within an occupied building.

[ - ] Inward 3 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 22:27:06 ago (+3/-0)

Even if it's a guy who takes advantage of niggers stealing bikes with spike seats and bikes that come apart?

[ - ] con77 4 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 01:31:00 ago (+4/-0)

no that guy deserves an all expenses paid cruise

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 09:30:25 ago (+1/-0)

I'd prefer to buy him a bike lab where he can concoct more injuriously violating contraptions to confound niggers

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 04:10:23 ago (+1/-0)

Oh, I didn't even think about those guys. I'm going to say they are a PSA and not a prank.

[ - ] MaryXmas 9 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 18:27:22 ago (+9/-0)

Why did your bro miss?

But seriousy- you did not cause this and you are not responsible for the actions of another.

But when he gets out, make sure you take him to the range so he doesn't miss next time.

[ - ] x0x7 [op] 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 01:56:01 ago (+1/-0)

Sure. Will do.

[ - ] 1point21jiggawatts 8 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 17:10:25 ago (+8/-0)

Any idea what the "prank" was?

[ - ] Sector7 12 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 19:59:01 ago (+12/-0)

I've read about a prankster getting shot after "pranking" some sort of armed robbery. I think the weapons were butcher knives. Yeah, here's the article, assuming this isn't a frequent event...

"The pair, armed with butcher knives, are said to have approached a group of people to pretend to rob them, prompting one of member of the party, David Starnes Jr, 23, to draw his gun and fire."

https://www.theregister.com/2021/02/09/man_fatally_shot_during_prank/

Legally, they were armed robbers. Armed robbers should be shot.

[ - ] totalitariat 8 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 20:16:17 ago (+8/-0)

It's just like the "Man tracked down car thief with i-tag and killed him" narrative. This faggot pulled a knife on someone and thought that "It's a joke bro!" would make it all cool and shit. The guy who tracked down the car thief didn't shoot the thief until the thief made himself a threat and attacked the legitimate owner. But the gaymarx media has to play to the most dramatic "current thing" narrative and any dumb fuck (70% of Americans) who only consume this news wind up thinking that's reality. Thus: viGiLAnTism bAd Thus: to protect yourself and defend your property is unjustified violence Thus: to defend yourself and others is evil

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 01:34:14 ago (+1/-0)

repeatedly

[ - ] x0x7 [op] 9 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 17:40:52 ago (+10/-1)

That I haven't figured out yet. If anyone gets the footage please ping me.

I've seen some of the guys material. Like about 7 seconds of it. From the very very little I saw that wasn't enough to shoot someone over. But the thing about these channels is they never make the money they're hoping for and so they have to go further and further.

But what can be intimidating to you vs what can be intimidating to Alan are two different things because of the half second reaction time. They probably thought it was funny and couldn't back off seeing the opportunity to film someone like that getting frustrated.

That's where I'm worried about the news. I'm worried it's somewhere in between and people aren't going to understand.

[ - ] o0shad0o 6 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 21:50:42 ago (+6/-0)*

https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/crime/youtuber-could-be-charged-dulles-town-center-shooting/65-053e5187-e337-484b-8dfd-588ebc412a9e - https://archive.ph/SeGxF

Detective Katie Mitchell of the Loudoun County Sheriff’s Office took the stand. She said Cook was playing the phrase “I think you smell” on the phone using Google Translate.
Mitchell said Colie, who was at the mall to pick up food for DoorDash, told Cook to stop several times and tried to walk away. Despite swatting the phone away from his face, she said Cook persisted.
Deputy Commonwealth Attorney Anthony Needham later added the alleged gunman told Cook to leave him alone. Cook was apparently as close as six inches away when he pulled a gun out of his vest.
“[Colie] was targeted, harassed, accosted and followed,” said Pouilliard. “He attempts to get away from the situation.”

[ - ] Love240 5 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 17:16:35 ago (+5/-0)

I can only imagine; considering he felt he had to shoot him. :/

[ - ] NoRefunds 6 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 00:18:27 ago (+6/-0)

The faggot "prankster" typically acts like a thug and threatens people.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 00:53:56 ago (+2/-0)

From news story:
According to his family members, Cook approached Colie inside the Dulles Town Center food court on Sunday while others filmed the encounter. Cook was trying to prank Colie with Google Translate, a smartphone app, they said.
“He was putting a phone in somebody’s face, and it was saying things in another language — I don’t know what it was saying — and the gentleman slapped it away twice, and the third time, he shot him,” said Michael Cook, Tanner Cook’s grandfather.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 01:36:19 ago (+2/-0)

thats when pepper spray comes in handy

[ - ] zr855 3 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 02:54:48 ago (+3/-0)

EVERYONE should carry pepper spray. It's very effective. Someone has to REALLY, REALLY want to hurt you to fight through that.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 03:01:21 ago (+2/-0)

Some niggers are immune to it though.

[ - ] zr855 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 05:23:09 ago (+1/-0)

I have NEVER seen a nigger not tuck tail and run when sprayed with pepper spray. If you can find a video of it I'd like to see it. I've seen a few whites every now and then but that's rare too. You hurt a nigger slightly and it gets afraid.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 10:36:37 ago (+0/-0)

Prison guys eat that shit like cotton candy. They get sprayed with a mich stronger concentration than the shit they sell on the street.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 10:39:32 ago (+0/-0)

Prison guys eat that shit like cotton candy. They get sprayed with a mich stronger concentration than the shit they sell on the street.

[ - ] zr855 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 10:46:40 ago (+0/-0)

Post the video and I'll believe it. There is a trick with it but it's still painful as hell.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 10:49:13 ago (+0/-0)

It is most effective when it touches the eyeballs. Otherwise, you can fight through it.

[ - ] zr855 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 10:51:56 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, keep your eyes closed. Don't wipe them. Shake your head violently side to side to get it off and dry it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euu97Hu7ETg

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 20:24:55 ago (+0/-0)

I've seen it in person. Part of basic is when you have to do the gas chambers. You also get to have fun with that stuff several times over a career. I've seen giga-niga just stand there looking around, waiting for it to be over while everyone else is spazing out. And when they let us out, he just waits for everyone else to leave and stands to the side while we clear out our eyes/sinuses.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 23:59:02 ago (+0/-0)

not true. it affects fair skinned people more but everyone is affected by it. I graduated from a Federal Law Enforcement Academy

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 20:23:01 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 6 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 20:32:57 ago (+6/-0)

Despite his injuries, Tanner Cook said it will not stop him from creating videos.

Talk about a dumb fuck.

[ - ] ReturnOfTheGoats 5 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 17:19:16 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] Inward 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 22:36:44 ago (+2/-0)

Despite his injuries, Tanner Cook said it will not stop him from creating videos.

I hope that spic-looking piece of shit gets killed.

[ - ] Monica 4 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 22:45:49 ago (+4/-0)

Don't fuck with Door Dash!

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 4 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 22:09:01 ago (+4/-0)

Everything in thisbworkd is negotiation. You may want to call the police or prosecutor and be a character witness and let him know of his disability. You mentioned people need to stand up for the guy, this is a good opportunity.

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 00:17:43 ago (+3/-0)

You should seriously find his lawyer and go be a character witness for him

[ - ] x0x7 [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 02:10:05 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah. I'm trying to get in contact with him. Called the jail today. Was probably too late. Everyone in our county gets off at four.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 17:48:25 ago (+5/-2)

I feel bad for beta male geeks. Nobody would dare pick on me in public. One time in my younger years some niggers outside a night club were talking about jumping me thinking I was going to be scared. I got in their faces and said if they wanna talk about doing it just shut the fuck up and do it. They shucked and jived and tried to play it off as a joke but the chimps learned their lesson.

Make niggers fear white men again

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 23:36:38 ago (+2/-0)

"Make niggers fear white men again"
Should be our motto!

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 23:09:09 ago (+2/-0)

Well fuck, man. I think I speak for everyone here when I say I'm kind of proud of him.

[ - ] zr855 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 02:56:02 ago (+1/-0)

So where are the charges coming from. These fucking kike DAs ARE THE PROBLEM!!

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 04:51:27 ago (+0/-0)

DAs are absolutely a problem. They'll prosecute bullshit like this but refuse to try a very clear case of murder. The whole position and powers of DA need rethought.

[ - ] zr855 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 05:21:52 ago (+2/-0)

The thing is no one is going to rethink them. What's happening is on purpose. Kikes will occupy those positions and enforce their will in a criminal way. They will use DAs to prosecute whites for defending themselves.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 05:35:02 ago (+0/-0)

Yep

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 01:33:02 ago (+1/-0)

I was thinking about this today. A nigger fucks with someone and 'he juss playin'. If you fucked with them its being raycis an disrepectful.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 00:57:44 ago (+1/-0)

I read the story and the prankster was just asking for something like this. He bothers people and keeps harassing them even when they give him a "get the fuck away from me" signal. He's got his buddies filming so he wants to keep pushing for something good. Why does he think this is OK? It's inevitable that he's going to do it to the wrong person, and even though their response is excessive, he's been playing his luck so much he's earned it.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 20:18:36 ago (+1/-0)

Oh, sorry that happened.

It's not your fault, just unfortunate circumstances.

True people with issues should avoid guns, it's a lot of responsibility.


[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 18:41:54 ago (+1/-0)

Discharging a firearm in a building is a crime? That one will be dropped.

[ - ] x0x7 [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 02:06:47 ago (+0/-0)

Um, maybe if he pleads. This area is not so great. We are the truest purple mix. We are the one purple county in a purple state. But those in power are blue. They want our county to behave blue and they will be more energetic then NYC to push it.

[ - ] Name 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 05:33:00 ago (+0/-0)

Gun-range-bro is a pretty serious level of friendship. You should look up his prison mailing address and send him a letter. Maybe consider putting some cash onto his commissary account; the article said his mother was with him in the hospital so hopefully his family is taking care of him.

[ - ] zr855 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 02:57:11 ago (+0/-0)

Nice post.

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 19:09:04 ago (+0/-1)

Reads like these Voat keyboard black belt niggers with negativity and hate for something besides themselves in every fucking post.
Stay out of fucking gun ranges, find dirt to shoot at and you'll live longer.
While living longer learn the difference tween a friend and an acquaintance.
You only bury friends, the rest you knew.
Both past tense, the difference is clear.

[ - ] FacelessOne -1 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 18:02:12 ago (+2/-3)

Cool story bro

[ - ] deleted -4 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 18:26:41 ago (+0/-4)

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[ - ] x0x7 [op] 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 02:01:37 ago (+2/-0)

He looks like a well liked character from the walking dead and you know it.

[ - ] deleted -6 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 18:19:55 ago (+0/-6)

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[ - ] dulcima 10 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 18:58:02 ago (+10/-0)

Read what OP wrote again and then slap yourself, then read it again and again till you comprehend which guy is the shooter.

Swear to all that's holy, this place is getting retarded. READ THINGS through before replying, whether it's news articles or comments.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 19:37:44 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lastlist 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 21:54:00 ago (+0/-0)

Getting.. That's a good one mate.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 19:57:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TrueBantz -10 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 21:25:49 ago (+0/-10)

So a Voater is friends with a fuck up. What a surprise.

Ban guns.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 10 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 21:32:46 ago (+10/-0)

"TrueBantu" Fixed your username for you, nigger.

[ - ] x0x7 [op] 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 02:00:57 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe I'm a decent enough guy to not disregard someone as a friend just because they don't have everything in order.