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AstraZeneca is no longer available in Australia

submitted by knightwarrior41 to Health 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 15:52:23 ago (+22/-0)     (www.health.gov.au)

https://www.health.gov.au/our-work/covid-19-vaccines/advice-for-providers/clinical-guidance/tts#astrazeneca-is-no-longer-available-in-australia



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[ - ] observation1 7 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 16:05:25 ago (+7/-0)

Neri is in tears about this news. He'll have to boost with some other poison.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 16:47:34 ago (+1/-0)

Why? He's not from here.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 22:12:07 ago (+1/-0)*

He's an Aussie that pretends he lives in Texas. You can tell by the timezone he posts in and the fact that he admits taking shots that don't exist in America.

I know thats a bit disappointing.

There's an old saying in Texas that you can bring a horse to water but can't make him drink. It's based on the frustration of knowing you have a long journey ahead of you but your horse won't hydrate no matter how hard you try so cowboys literally had to just wait until their dumb horse would drink. Could set you back a day. Neri is like a dumb horse that wont drink the clean water . In spite of visiting this place full of information- he still plans on getting a 6th shot. He's a mad man from some place in Australia. You can't teach him anything.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 20:28:30 ago (+0/-0)

got two AZ shots. It was the only vax (and I've had 5) that apparently gave me any side effects - minor headache in the morning.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 [op] 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 20:42:25 ago (+1/-0)

it can also give you strokes and clots, be safe

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 21:41:50 ago (+2/-0)

Makes you wonder how bad the other side effects were that they haven't admitted to yet.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 00:00:18 ago (+0/-0)

Makes you wonder how bad the other side effects were that they haven't admitted to yet.

my mother has issues with her bone marrow after her two vaxx with moderna.

my dad is complaining of chest pains too

my sister and nephews have their immune systems wrecked after she got 2 modernas and one pziser

my aunt is now having high blood pressure issues.

i told them all about the dangers but they believed more the TEVEE than yours truly so... anyhow, my conscience is clear about this issue. i tried i wasnt the one who failed


edit: the uncle and aunt laughed at me over the phone while i was pleading with them

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 16:48:29 ago (+2/-0)

I'm sure there's a black market connection for the stuff there somewhere.

[ - ] Inward 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 19:04:51 ago (+1/-0)

So...neither safe nor effective? Heads should have already rolled. Not one uncorrupted politician in the whole world.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 20:43:22 ago (+0/-0)

yup but people are convinced that the whole thing was real when it was a huge CON at their expense

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 18:04:27 ago (+1/-0)

Let me guess, the pfizer cheques finally cleared? We all know that if they were actually serious about people's healthcare they never would've allowed ANY of these jabs to be administered in the first place.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 16:54:13 ago (+1/-0)

SAFE AND EFFECTIVE! SAFE AND EFFECTIVE!SAFE AND EFFECTIVE!

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 5, 2023 20:27:11 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah saw that. Was going to post and include you but thought: "what the heck".