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Weird fighting question. In mma when a dude accidently gets kicked in the nuts these tough guys stop fighting... soooo

submitted by Doglegwarrior to AskUpgoat 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 06:56:36 ago (+8/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

Shouldn't you practice for real world fighting with nut kicks being a major component of your strategy. But how the hell do you spar and practice massive all out nut kicking shots? Both sparring people were mega protective gear?

I mean your fighting a nigger in the streets it's life or death you would want to have practiced the fiercest nut kicking possible then knock them the fuck out after wards. No rules in life or death street fighting.


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[ - ] lolxd 7 points 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 08:49:22 ago (+7/-0)

Keeping your Cordless Hole Punch handy is a great way to avoid getting kicked in the nuts.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 10:29:10 ago (+3/-0)

tell me you've never been in a fight without telling me you've never been in a fight.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior [op] -2 points 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 11:37:54 ago (+0/-2)

Been in a fight. Didn't kick people in the balls.

And fuck you coward you can't even win a live debate much less a fight you fucking pussy

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 12:56:29 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 3 points 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 09:56:58 ago (+3/-0)

These "rules" are what keep it as a "sport".

[ - ] Thenfg1234 3 points 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 07:40:53 ago (+3/-0)

Get in fighting shape using normal sparring and tactics (MMA training). Learn to Understand all of the illegal moves and why they are illegal. You don’t want to use them in training to not hurt your partners. In a real fight you can emphasize, balls, eyes, throat, kicks to the knees because in a real fight if you are getting mugged etc or life is in danger you want to hurt them.

The “self defense” places are kind of soft, train with the lug heads and MMA practitioners, you will get the strongest and most conditioned, which makes you ready when the time comes

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 14:49:12 ago (+2/-0)

Just be sure to practice your clear, aim, shoot.

[ - ] o0shad0o 2 points 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 07:47:37 ago (+2/-0)

Doesn't work if the guy is on drugs.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 12:57:17 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 14:17:35 ago (+1/-0)

Martial arts training teaches you how to kick. Not where to kick every time.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 12:04:31 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Name 0 points 2 yearsApr 6, 2023 06:19:58 ago (+0/-0)

Violence of voice -> Violence of action

[ - ] herbert_west 1 point 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 10:46:21 ago (+2/-1)

MMA alone is useless in the street. You have to cross-train Ameri-Do-Te:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyXhysmMNhE

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 2 points 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 12:22:29 ago (+2/-0)

Ow, my balls!

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 08:17:15 ago (+1/-0)

It's better to keep a weapon on you. Most "tough guys" these days will go get their gun after you kick their ass. Better to avoid the fight and use your pistol to do so.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 07:44:51 ago (+2/-1)

Only rule in a street fight is don't get hit.
There are times you will have to take one to give one.
Down is down, dont be that nigger and keep rolling.
No faggott is worth catching a case over.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 20:12:07 ago (+0/-0)*

Calm down Bobby hillhttps://youtu.be/1u4oXXL1a5A

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 0 points 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 19:24:20 ago (+0/-0)

fish hooking and eye gouging and certain elbow strikes and certain strikes to downed opponents are also illegal.

it's stuff to protect the fighters, in theory.

the original ufc had no limits and almost nothing banned and what was originally envisioned about "who would win in a street fight". originally anyway.

[ - ] Goatbear 0 points 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 18:05:25 ago (+0/-0)

Its not hard to block and people ought to instinctively block there.
In a gentlemans fight you dont do it lest you be a faggot. In a street fight where some nigger is trying to rape you then there is no honor lost in using any tactic to defeat said assailant.
If the fight wasnt agreed upon beforehand then there are no rules, just like you dont fight fair when someone invades your home with a knife, if someone does and you have a gun you dont put the gun aside and grab a knife in the name of fairness.

If you have an opportunity to hit it, then do it. But if you make your whole game around tapping the nuts you will probably get fucked up.

MMA has rules, the streets dont.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 17:28:47 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe they have a sense of honor. Oh yeah, and the rules for the fight as well.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 12:33:46 ago (+0/-0)

It’s the same as any sport. They throw a fit when they get fouled. Same thing when they get it in the back of the head these days. They’re playing the rules game to their advantage.

[ - ] Seadevil110 -1 points 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 12:08:31 ago (+0/-1)

Being an old style h2h combat instructor, here's your problem: a nut kick takes upwards of a second to take maximum effect.
Our methodology is never use kicks above the knees: that opens your own parts to reprisal.
Good solid boots with substantial soles are mandatory. If you use a kick, aim at the shin above the ankle and make it downward. When you foot contacts the top of his/her foot, the pain inflicted is instant and debilitating. Opponent is no longer even close to 100%.
Throat. Eyes.
Practice doing pushups with fingers in contact withe the floor, nothing else. Takes a while, but strengthens fingers. When your strike is at the eyes, open your hand like a claw: some part of your hand will catch an eye. The effect is immediate. If you get a finger in his eye, shove it in and pop out the eyeball and show it to him. Remember, this might well be life/death.
Martial arts consists of katas and the like. Know those, and train yourself to react rather than go along with the art. Artists don't expect that. Reaction is best, using a few well trained moves. The clowns are instructed, for instance, to find moves comfortable to them, and train on those moves intensely, but reactive.
I won't go into more here. Most of our stuff was deadly.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 1 point 2 yearsApr 5, 2023 12:27:45 ago (+1/-0)

First paragraph is spot on, then goes into Napoleon dynamite land