×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules
32

That must be one seriously bland salad

submitted by big_fat_dangus to clusterBbitches 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 15:42:43 ago (+32/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/5zarj2.MP4



34 comments block


[ - ] Scyber 21 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 18:20:41 ago (+21/-0)

She drowned that salad in thousand cryland dressing.

I'll show myself out.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 18:39:08 ago (+4/-1)

Haha!

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 7 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 17:33:31 ago (+7/-0)

Whenever I see a slag with arm tats, I instantly reject everything it says or cries about.

[ - ] Belfuro 5 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 20:31:52 ago (+5/-0)

What? No mention of her gross hair?
Looks like a giant seagull shat on her head

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 21:40:26 ago (+1/-0)

u should find her profile and let her know

[ - ] Nosferatjew 6 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 18:12:13 ago (+6/-0)

tearful woman complaining
lol shut up bitch

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 6 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 17:06:58 ago (+6/-0)

Why broadcast one’s misery? Most of us have had a day like she is expressing, some of us would not look to random people on the internet for emotional support. I could tell you some stories that would make me cry, but I’d rather discuss the salad.

Bacon is a must for all whom don’t have shit for skin or shit for brains. Dressing is a personal thing, I like tossing my own salad while nude.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 9 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 17:13:08 ago (+9/-0)

Why broadcast one’s misery?

Attention. Pure, unadulterated attention seeking.

The modern women is separated from IRL social groups, motherhood, other mothers, grandmothers, aunts, etc. She doesn't get all that attention anymore, doesn't have that support group to help even her out. And that's not mentioning having a husband, children, and family support.

As far as salads go, I like to make my own dressing, all the store-stuff has soy-oil in it as a primary ingredient. And most of my salads tend to have some sort of meat leftovers in them along with a lot of chopped veg.

[ - ] calx 4 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 18:04:32 ago (+4/-0)

Pretty nuts how nearly all salad dressing in stores - even the top shelf stuff - consists of soy oil. I make a habit to check the ingredients of everything I buy. All you need is a little extra virgin olive oil, some vinegar, and spices!

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 21:41:25 ago (+0/-0)

salad dressing is very easy to make

[ - ] CoinQuest 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2023 01:48:19 ago (+0/-0)

Dont forget the Dijon mustard

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2023 05:58:42 ago (+0/-0)

Now there's watering eyes I can support.

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 17:20:27 ago (+3/-0)

Your poetry sucks now. What the fuck happened?

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 5 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 17:37:43 ago (+5/-0)

Gave up on the poetry thing mostly, besides it always sucked.

I never tried being an “artist” before. But you should see the shit I’ve created since the plandemic lock down.

My intention is to copyright a character I created. I would love to show him/her to you goats, you would piss your pants giggling!

Some day all will be revealed…., until then. Shitty poetry when I be drinking…….

PS: I’ve been drinkin’ Cheers!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 18:41:24 ago (+0/-0)

That was hardly antisocial at all! How do you feel about croutons?

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 18:47:21 ago (+0/-0)

Uncomfortable to sit on while naked…, and yet still tasty.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 18:53:54 ago (+1/-0)

Futons are better for sitting but not as tasty.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 21:41:04 ago (+0/-0)

a bigger redpill is "why broadcast one's life at all?" As cringey as such things are, it's not actually much worse than broadcasting anything else you're doing.

[ - ] Ozark 5 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 16:22:11 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 18:34:41 ago (+3/-0)

She just got back from a date with dangus.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 19:31:35 ago (+4/-0)

She's realizing she'll end up a bitter old maid like helena.

[ - ] NationalSocialism 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 18:00:24 ago (+2/-0)

Bpd in a nutshell.

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 19:42:49 ago (+2/-0)

NUTshell ...you probably didn't realize how precise your comment is.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 17:51:08 ago (+2/-0)

Ho's sad, sometimes mad

[ - ] zr855 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 23:58:36 ago (+1/-0)

lol...nice title

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 20:45:39 ago (+1/-0)

I could tell from the tat and the colored hair in the first 2 seconds that this bitch has issues than run deep

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2023 09:56:11 ago (+0/-0)

All salad tastes like crap.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2023 09:36:27 ago (+0/-0)

The West's replacement by millions of starving shitskins used to really bother me. But no longer. It's not right but we fucking did it to ourselves. Useless attention seeking idiots like this twat are the reason, and we have no one to blame but ourselves. And the fucking Jews.

[ - ] Sheitstrom 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2023 07:28:33 ago (+0/-0)

I love the insanity of recording that. The idea that she placed the phone down to record, in that mood, is pure crazy.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2023 05:57:47 ago (+0/-0)

Female vera on of nikocado avocado or whatever that weird dudes name is

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2023 01:58:59 ago (+0/-0)

You're a superhero now Rogue, just add more French dressing.

She also has a tarot card tattooed on her arm, its called the dumb thot, and it's quite ominous.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 21:04:20 ago (+0/-0)

She couldn’t get Chad.

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 19:40:10 ago (+0/-0)

No, just a salad

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 3, 2023 19:09:15 ago (+0/-0)

I like it when idiots broadcast how stupid they are, it makes it easy to avoid them.