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a ghost was fucking with me last night.

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to strange 1 yearApr 1, 2023 22:23:30 ago (+7/-3)     (strange)

So I lay down in bed and my bedroom door swings open almost all the way and then shuts(not all the way). About 30 seconds later it opens half way and I say "this is democracy manifest". It shuts. Then it opens all the way again and I scream "a succulent chinese meal" and it closes again. Then it opened for the last time and I threw my slipper through the doorway and said "this is the bloke who got me on the penis, people" and then it closed. Then it stopped. IDK wtf is going on but it tries that shit again tonight the moment it opens my door Ima jump up and open the window. Two can play this fuckin game.


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[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 3 points 1 yearApr 1, 2023 22:35:51 ago (+3/-0)

You should have started jacking off, got up, and walked toward it

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 1 yearApr 1, 2023 22:36:33 ago (+1/-0)

No I'm not doing no room whacking with ghosts.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 1 yearApr 1, 2023 23:48:05 ago (+1/-0)

Naw, its not like that. See, fresh, nearly body temp human jizz is the only substance known to stick to and thereby make visible up to level 4 spectral anomalies.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1 yearApr 2, 2023 08:07:52 ago (+2/-0)

Ahh yes. I see that you know your judo well.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 1 yearApr 1, 2023 23:54:59 ago (+2/-0)

If this is true and you actually did that, bra-fucking-vo, man. One of the funniest things I've read in awhile.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 2, 2023 00:20:32 ago (+0/-0)

Its 100% real. Its just how I roll.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1 yearApr 2, 2023 00:24:54 ago (+0/-0)

Lol. More power to ya.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 1 yearApr 1, 2023 23:42:51 ago (+2/-0)

Ghosts hate statements and questions that don’t make sense. They’ll move the haunt on down the road.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 1 yearApr 1, 2023 22:41:05 ago (+2/-0)

Can't top your method for dealing with them.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 1 yearApr 1, 2023 23:15:10 ago (+1/-0)

Boo.

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 1 yearApr 2, 2023 19:34:53 ago (+0/-0)

Fix your door latch and pressure differentials inside your house created by the wind outside can't move the door back and forth.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 2, 2023 20:16:37 ago (+0/-0)

I don't have anything like that going on in here. That's the thing.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1 yearApr 2, 2023 03:14:31 ago (+0/-0)

The ghost of Charles Dosza.

[ - ] Bufordxl 0 points 1 yearApr 1, 2023 23:04:59 ago (+0/-0)

Good drugs?

[ - ] Bufordxl 0 points 1 yearApr 1, 2023 23:06:21 ago (+0/-0)

That sounds like what happens to me when i take Nyquil.