Funny, but I admire the hardcore LARPers I've encountered because LARPERs seem to have some cardinal rules:
FIRST : LARP groups walk through and around you as if you are non-existant, and IGNORE INCORPORATING you into their stories, even if you follow them a bit.
SECOND : ALL objects found and improvisational introduced aloud, become active elements, if non-living.
This guy knows his larping.
Comically, at large sciFi or gaming conventions, if Cops are called, the LARPers DELIBERATELY fuck with the cops almost to the point of full arrest.
Yes. You can do that. Magic missile starts out with about THREE separate missiles for some, otherwise 1 or 2 for beginners, using three dice , and you can target them to three unrelated targets, such as spread them around you widely for light. The max misses from one hand is FIVE targets from the 5 fingers : https://adnd2e.fandom.com/wiki/Magic_Missile
He should make menacing weapon-like sudden moves toward the state cop for more lulz.
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TL/DR: I played AD&D too much, so just send me to the ovens.
Beautiful. I once got a job as a game dev director. Three of the faggots on my new team played Quidditch. Amazingly, they all had women. I could have easily taken all of their bitches for myself, but I was married,
This game; they run around with a broom between their legs. The snitch is a guy that can run all over campus in a golden out fit. If another nigger in a golden outfit steals their golden hat, they win.
Quidditch is the definition of a female mind employed to design a game.
A complex set of rules made pointless by a single aspect of the game. If men actually played that retarded game we'd figure out to ignore everything but all getting the snitch
I’ve been making games for 30 years. I’ve been a director many times. In this case, I was a director at a studio that develops games, over seeing a particular trade which I will not name.
There was a party to meet the new director, me. Most brought a significant other. I sat at a picnic table listening to these dudes in their 20’s swap quidditch stories, but all I could hear were the crotches of their women drying up and cracking, as they stared at the table in silence. The weight of their regret was strong. Every one of those dudes got dumped that year.
[ + ] 9000timesempty
[ - ] 9000timesempty 8 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 17:29:42 ago (+8/-0)
[ + ] oursenilepresident
[ - ] oursenilepresident 10 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 18:43:45 ago (+10/-0)
FIRST : LARP groups walk through and around you as if you are non-existant, and IGNORE INCORPORATING you into their stories, even if you follow them a bit.
SECOND : ALL objects found and improvisational introduced aloud, become active elements, if non-living.
This guy knows his larping.
Comically, at large sciFi or gaming conventions, if Cops are called, the LARPers DELIBERATELY fuck with the cops almost to the point of full arrest.
TL/DR: LARPers stick to their ways.
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 6 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 23:06:58 ago (+6/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 17:36:18 ago (+7/-0)
I cast magic missile on the darkness!
[ + ] 9000timesempty
[ - ] 9000timesempty 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 19:11:00 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] oursenilepresident
[ - ] oursenilepresident 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 18:48:44 ago (+0/-0)*
Yes. You can do that. Magic missile starts out with about THREE separate missiles for some, otherwise 1 or 2 for beginners, using three dice , and you can target them to three unrelated targets, such as spread them around you widely for light. The max misses from one hand is FIVE targets from the 5 fingers : https://adnd2e.fandom.com/wiki/Magic_Missile
He should make menacing weapon-like sudden moves toward the state cop for more lulz.
= = =
TL/DR: I played AD&D too much, so just send me to the ovens.
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 2, 2023 01:05:21 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 15 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 18:31:05 ago (+15/-0)
[ + ] GeneralDisarray
[ - ] GeneralDisarray 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 19:11:51 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Scyber
[ - ] Scyber 14 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 19:21:13 ago (+14/-0)
[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager
[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 19:26:01 ago (+2/-0)
This game; they run around with a broom between their legs. The snitch is a guy that can run all over campus in a golden out fit. If another nigger in a golden outfit steals their golden hat, they win.
I wanted to fire them all.
[ + ] Belfuro
[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 20:40:27 ago (+3/-0)
A complex set of rules made pointless by a single aspect of the game.
If men actually played that retarded game we'd figure out to ignore everything but all getting the snitch
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 23:09:07 ago (+2/-0)
I can imagine 'snitch' as referring to unwashed hairy and free bleeding.
Ew.
Come to think of it that also matches the description of the kind of inmate who will tell a warden who slit a pedos throat in prison too...
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 23:07:54 ago (+3/-0)
These are the fucktards that are starting to run our country.
[ + ] bonghits4jeebus
[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 2, 2023 01:50:17 ago (+0/-0)
Says you.
Quidditch is super gay tho.
Game dev director is a weird job to just get, but I'm not interrogating you either.
I heard that video game devs work too much and don't get paid enough. So I made a point never to do that. I have made mods, though, which is fun.
[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager
[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 2, 2023 14:22:23 ago (+0/-0)*
There was a party to meet the new director, me. Most brought a significant other. I sat at a picnic table listening to these dudes in their 20’s swap quidditch stories, but all I could hear were the crotches of their women drying up and cracking, as they stared at the table in silence. The weight of their regret was strong. Every one of those dudes got dumped that year.
[ + ] NukeAmerica
[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 20:08:35 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] jigganiggaboo
[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 20:57:34 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 23:06:05 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] GoatWarVet
[ - ] GoatWarVet 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 2, 2023 00:37:24 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Shotinthedark
[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 2, 2023 01:03:56 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] bonghits4jeebus
[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 2, 2023 01:49:15 ago (+0/-0)