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Californian Fails Exiting Squad Car

submitted by bobdole9 to WatchPeopleDie 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 20:54:22 ago (+14/-1)     (pomf2.lain.la)

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/aptphff.mp4

Darwin Award worthy for lack of physics knowledge.


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[ - ] Irelandlost 1 point 2 yearsApr 1, 2023 05:50:38 ago (+1/-0)

“Sue, what are you seeing right now?”

“Well Helen, a police car appears to be slowly approaching the earthly remains of the retard who thought he could just step out of a fast moving vehicle. They’ll scrape his cadaver off the tarmac and then we can all go home. Back to the studio.”

[ - ] bobdole9 [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 1, 2023 07:40:34 ago (+0/-0)

At least they have enough water now to rinse the pavement off!

[ - ] mikenigger 2 points 2 yearsApr 1, 2023 00:59:24 ago (+2/-0)

meat crayon

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 22:56:17 ago (+4/-0)

That is one hell of a creative suicide.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 22:01:34 ago (+1/-0)

Lancaster CA, anything is possible. Im betting this asshole was at a BLM event or two.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 21:53:44 ago (+0/-0)

Bounce

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 21:24:15 ago (+0/-0)

Another young idiot raised on watching TV thinking cartoons represent reality. "Can you actually do this in real life?" "Sure! I saw on TV!"

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 21:00:03 ago (+2/-1)*

That guy isn't dead.

Yeah he is.

[ - ] bobdole9 [op] 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 23:13:43 ago (+1/-0)

Bouncing off the pavement around 45 is an off button on most meat suits.

The cool part of LA TV helicopters is you'll always know how fast the idiots go.

[ - ] kes8 0 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 21:21:23 ago (+0/-0)

If he isn't, he is a vegetable.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 2 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 21:30:50 ago (+2/-0)

https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/live-updates/pursuit-suspect-dies-after-jumping-out-of-a-stolen-chp-cruiser-at-a-high-rate-of-speed/

Fine, he's dead. The stupid blur made it look like he was moving at the end. Guess it was a cop dragging him.

[ - ] observation1 3 points 2 yearsApr 1, 2023 01:15:45 ago (+3/-0)

That was his soul still running away from the cops while his body lay there, dead.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 21:31:04 ago (+0/-0)

Right. Although it’s blurred you can see him running at the very end.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 0 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 21:33:23 ago (+0/-0)

That's what I thought, but nah.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 20:59:25 ago (+1/-0)

Those two head whacks probably kilt them.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 2 yearsMar 31, 2023 22:10:41 ago (+0/-0)

His head slid across the pavement.