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A World of Whores and Bastards. Literally.

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 00:24:15 ago (+17/-0)     (youtube.com)

https://youtube.com/shorts/i8kJnRKN_w8?feature=share



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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 01:26:56 ago (+4/-0)

40% of people with suspicions on their or their purported children's parentage are correct to suspect. Not 40% of all people.

[ - ] Monica 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 04:27:17 ago (+3/-1)

40% of the people that went to that clinic that had the dna tests. That isn't the only clinic and the numbers are likely much higher. Especially after hearing it occurs when there needs to be a blood transfusion. Most kids don't get blood transfusions... at least they used to not get them that often. I bet it's 'normal' now in clown world multiverse.

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 07:17:14 ago (+0/-0)

Uhh. It's likely to be close to that 40%. What @bonghits4jeebus is pointing out is that people who don't have reason to suspect infidelity usually don't have paternity tests done. He doesn't go further and say that the rate of infidelity among people who believe they've fathered their kids is lower than among those who feel the need for a test, but that would be an optimistic take, and IMO there's no need for further blackpilling.

And what about the 60% of women who apparently aren't whores?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 13:30:20 ago (+0/-0)

All births should come with free paternity testing. Just to keep honest people honest.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 19:51:46 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah they went to the clinic after finding out that their blood type wasn't a match/possibility for Dad's. At that point, that is almost certainly not the father.

Anyways, if you want an answer to the question of how many children are misassigned it's probably out there. But you'd have to test a population that is randomly selected.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 08:21:54 ago (+3/-0)

The hillbilly redneck went to the lawyer and said he wanted "one of them de-vorces"
Lawyer asked, "why, does she beat you up?"
Redneck: "no. no we get up at 3 o'clock every day together."
Lawyer: "is she a nagger?"
Redneck: "well, she ain't a nagger but that last baby she had was and that's why I want one of them de-vorces!"

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 00:56:03 ago (+2/-0)

wow!

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 00:59:09 ago (+1/-0)

That's why when you end it with a woman and there are no legal ties just disappear. They can't accuse you, try to grind more money out of you or slander you if they can't find you. None of my exes have any idea where I am or what happened to me.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 04:03:33 ago (+1/-0)

Do you just up and move whenever you break it off? I can't really call someone your gf/ex if they didn't even know where you live.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 04:09:46 ago (+1/-0)

I either move or they think I move. I stayed in the same place and told an ex I moved and she had no idea. I'm also impossible to google.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 07:21:01 ago (+2/-0)

Really? I typed in faggot and all sorts of pictures of you popped up.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 10:30:02 ago (+0/-0)

Those are your targeted ads.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 09:47:43 ago (+1/-0)

You mean to tell me you lied to someone to extract resources out of them? That's called fraud. If you defraud someone out of hundreds of thousands of dollars (multiple years incomes), that's usually considered a pretty serious crime.

Yet if you split up after you find out you owe them money?

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 09:43:00 ago (+0/-0)

"sure pops, I'll give you some bone marrow, I love you.
WHAT???"